Bartender Please
LL Cool J

It's L to the L and Cool to the J
This is just how we funk today
And when it's time for us to get
Know what I mean?

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me, feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me, feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me, feel me
Bring another hundred bottles a day
Bartender please
Feel me, feel me
Like for real though

All this fraudulent shinin'
And imitation diamonds is damn near blinding
Every time leave the country
I gotta come back foreign just to remind ya
Know they watchin' my moves but they never figure out exactly how I'm grindin'
I needs rock to my ears
They say the bands look at the finest
No captains, funny
Flashing this money like you taking something from me
Girl gave me the eye, this dude's a dummy
Don't play boy, I'll bag yo lil bunny
Chain around my neck made the night look sunny
Game so cold, your crew knows it's runny
L's in the building, you know that kid
'Cause 100 for yo nose, baby blow that quick

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me, feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me, feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me, feel me
Bring another hundred bottles a day
Bartender please
Feel me, feel me

Hold and grow, dipped in what
Get a grip then flip, grip the dick, Heathcliff
The giff, the gaff, the riff, the raff
I'm slick with the bit when I pin it to
I'm attracted swag or the crip Louie bags
La di da and my Adidas
Get out for shizzey, just say you never pissey
You'll never as cool as me, cool, chill back

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me, feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me, feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me, feel me
Bring another hundred bottles a day
Bartender please
Feel me, feel me

Yea, this the same old script
LL Jordan, white riders on tip
Proving every rapper in the game can't spit
You gon turn around and get yo forehead split
Finish with the workout, I might blow the spliff
Young girls talking bout - Hi, Mister Smith
Quick baby, put the Maserati in 5th
Brim on the 80 ave, lookin' all stiff
LL, boy where you been?
Without you in the game how the coach gon win?
Call Snoop Dogg, it's time to go in
Tell my man Bootsy bring the big mouths in
Step on the parkay, you know I'm gon win
It's tight balling, you can't defend
If money is stacked up, Cool's locked in
Y'all get the message, I ain't gotta press send

Forget yo swag (Forget yo swag)
Feel me, feel me
Got money, I don't care bout that
I don't care about that
Feel me, feel me
Keep them ordinary chicks away
Get up out my face
Feel me, feel me
Bring another hundred bottles a day
Bartender please
Feel me, feel me

LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away
LL Cool J
Grab a big mouth and funk away
LL Cool J

Forget yo swag
Forget yo swag
You ain't got no swag, hell no
L, baby kill to the J
This is how we funk today
Snoop Doggy Dogg, wuddup?
Wuddup Snoop?
L, move yo ass
Stuck in that boys are now
Yo Big Bootsy, what's happenin baby?
Ball around the world, call big mouth girl
How old is them people?
LJ, I'm ridin daily
Ride Sally, side
Until the smoke comes out yo thighs
LL's back on the lot
What else? Let it rock
L, are you ready to rock?
I'm ready
LL, are you ready to rock?
Snoop I'm ready
LL's back on the lot
Ready to rock
Are you ready?
I'm ready, Bootsy, yeah
Stuck in that boys are now
You might need some gin & juice after this


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  I Need A Beat [Remix]   .357-Break It On Down   "4, 3, 2, 1"   "Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon"   "Hot, Hot, Hot"   (Nfa) No Frontin Allowed   (NFA) No Frontin' Allowed   #1 Fan   1 In The Morning   1-900-L.L. Cool J   1-900-Ll Cool J   10 Million Stars   2 On (Remix)   4, 3, 2, 1   4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)   4, 3, 2, 1 (E-Dub Remix)"(feat. Canibus,DMX,Master...   4, 3, 2, 1 (Survival Of The Illest)   4, 3, 2, 1"(feat. Canibus, DMX, Method Man, Redman   4,3,2,1   4,3,2,1 (featuring Redman, Method Man, Cannibus & ...   4,3,2,1 [Video Version] [Version]   6 Minutes Of Pleasure   A Little Somethin'   A Little Somethin'   After School   After School"(feat. P. Diddy   Ahh, Let's Get Ill   Ahh, Let's Get Ill   Ain't No Stoppin' This   Ain't Nobody   Ain't No Stoppin' This   Ain't Nobody   All I Have   All We Got Left Is The Beat   Amazin'   Amazin'"(feat. Kandice Love   Amazin'   American Girl   Another Dollar   Apple Cobbler   Apple Cobbler Ft. Timbaland   Around The Way Girl   Baby   Baby (Rock Remix)   Baby [Rock Remix] featuring Richie Sambora   Baby featuring The-Dream   Baby ft. The Dream   Back Seat   Back Where I Belong   Back Where I Belong (Featuring Ja Rule)   Back Where I Belong"(feat. Ja Rule   Bath Salt   Best Dress   Between The Sheetz   Big Mama   Big Mama (Unconditional Love)"(feat. Dru Hill   Big Ole Butt   Billie Jean Dream   Blink Blink   Born To Love You   Breakthrough   Bristol Hotel   Buckin' Em Down   Buckin' Em Down   Bump This   Can't Explain It   Can't Think   Can't Explain It   Can't Think   Candy   Candy (Featuring Ralph Tresvant And Ricky Bell)   Candy"(feat. Ralph Tresvant, Ricky Bell   Change Your Ways   Cheesy Rat Blues   Clap Your Hands   Clockin' G's   Clockin' G's   Clocking G's   Closer   Come and Party with Me   Come And Party With Me   Come And Party With Me featuring Fat Joe and Sheek...   Control Myself   Control Myself [CD-ROM Track]   control myself ft j.lo   Crazy Girl   Crime Stories   Crossroads   Cry   Curious   Dangerous   Dear Hip Hop   Dear Yvette   Deepest Bluest   Deepest Bluest (a Cappella)   Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)   Def Jam In The Motherland   Diggy Down   Do-Re-Mi   Do-Re-Mi   Doin It   Doin It [Album Version Explicit]   Doin It"(feat. LeShaun   Doin' It (iTunes Originals Version)   Doin' It Again   Doin' It Again (Remix)   Doin' It Again (Remix)"(feat. LeShaun   Doin' It Again   Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon   Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon (Featuring Tami...   Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon"(feat. Tamia   Don't Be Too Late, Don't Come Too Soon   Don't Take It Personal (Just One Of Dem Days)   Don't Be Late, Don't Come Too Soon   Down The Aisle   Droppin Em   Droppin' Em   Eat 'Em Up L Chill   Eat Em Up L Chill   Every Sip   Fa Ha   Farmer's Blvd. (Our Anthem)   Farmers   Farmers (Featuring Tikki Diamondz)   Farmers Blvd.   Farmers Blvd. (Our Anthem)   Farmers"(feat. Tikki Diamondz   Fast Peg   Father   Fatty Girl   Favorite Flavor   Feel My Heart Beat   Feel My Heart Beat featuring 50 Cent   Feel The Beat   Four Seasons   Freestyle   Freeze   Freeze (Remix)   Fuhgidabowdit   Fuhgidabowdit"(feat. DMX, Method Man, Redman   Funkadelic Relic   G.O.A.T. (album Sampler)   G.O.A.T. Intro   Get Da Drop On 'Em   Get Da Drop On Em   Get Down   Get It On Tonight (Remix)   Get Over Here   Get Over Here featuring It's Ya Girl Nicolette, Ji...   Get The Drop On Em   Ghetto Love   Ghetto Love(Feat. Mashonda)   Girl If I   Give Me Love   Go Cut Creator Go   God Bless   Going Back To Cali   Head Sprung   HEAD SPURNG   Headsprung   Headsprung [Instrumental]   Headsprung Featuring Timbaland   Headsprung Freestyle   Headsprung Ft Timbaland   Heal Yourself   Hello   Hello"(feat. Amil   Hey Lover   Hey Lover (feat. Boyz II Men)   Hey Lover [Instrumental]   Hey Lover [Radio Edit]   Hi Again Haters   Hip Hop   Hit 'em High (The Monstar's Anthem)   Hit 'em High (The Monstar's Anthem)   Hit Factory Freestyle   Hit Factory Freestyle"(feat. DJ Enuff, DJ Kay Slay   Hold Up   Hollis To Hollywood   Homicide   Hot Hot Hot   How I'm Comin'   How I'm Coming   How I'm Comin'   Hush   Hush (2nd Or 3rd Single)   Hush (iTunes Originals Version)   Hush [Album Version]   Hush [CD-ROM Track]   Hush Featuring 7 Aurelius   Hush Featuring 7 Aurelius (2nd Or 3rd Single)   I Can Give You More   I Can't Live Without My Radio   I Can't Live Without My Radio   I Fall In Love   I Need A Beat   I Need A Beat [Remix]   I Need Love   I Shot Ya   I Shot Ya (remix)   I Shot Ya (Remix)"(feat. Fat Joe, Foxy Brown, K. M...   I Want You   I Wish (Remix)   I Wish (Remix)#2   I'm About To Get Her   I'm About To Get Her Ft. R.Kelly   I'm Bad   I'm Gonna Get Her   I'm That Type Of Guy   I've Changed   I'm About To Get Her   I'm Bad   I'm That Type Of Guy   I've Changed   Ill Bomb   Ill Bomb - Funkmaster Flex & Big Kap Featuring LL ...   Illegal Search   Im Bad   Im Nice   Imagine That   Imagine That"(feat. LeShaun   In The Midst Of It All   Incredible   Intro   Intro (10)   Intro(G.O.A.T)   It Gets No Rougher   It's LL and Santana   It's Time For War   It's Ll And Santana   It's Time For War   Jack The Ripper   Jealous   Jinglin' Baby (remixed But Still Jinglin')   Jinglin' Baby (Remixed)   Jingling Baby   Jingling Baby (Remixed But Shill Jingling)   Jingling Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin')   Jingling Baby (Remixed but Still Jingling)   Jingling Baby [Remixed But Still Jingling] [Remix]   Jingling Baby[remixed But Still Jingling ]   Jump On It   Kanday   Know Your Name   Life As   Life As...   Like A Radio   Like A Radio featuring Ryan Leslie   Live For You   Live For You   Ll Cool J   LL Cool J (Featuring Kandice Love)   LL Cool J Skit   LL Cool J Skit   LL Cool J- Mama Said Knock You Out   LL Cool J"(feat. Kandice Love   LLovely Day   LLovely Day   Lollipop   Loungin   Loungin'   Loungin' (Remix)   Loungin' (Who Do You Love Remix)   Loungin' (Who Do You Love Remix)"(feat. Total   Loungin'   Love U Better   Luv U Better   Luv U Better [Ebm]   M.I.S.S. (Bonus Track)   M.I.S.S. I (feat. Case)   M.I.S.S. I (Featuring Case) (Bonus Track)   M.I.S.S.I.   Make It Hot   Mama Said Knock You Out   Mary Jane (Remix)   Milky Cereal   Mirror Mirror   Momma Said Knock You Out   Move Somethin   Move Somethin'   Mr. Good Bar   Mr. President   Mr. President featuring Wyclef Jean   Mr. Smith   Murdergram   My Love   My Rhyme Ain't Done   My Rhyme Ain't Done   New Love   New York Gangstas   New York New York   Niggy Nuts   Niggy Nutz   Nitro   No Airplay   No Crew Is Superior   No Frontin Allowed   No More   No Question   No Question   No Question   No.1 Fan   Nobody Can Freak You   Nobody Can Freak You"(feat. LeShaun, Keith Sweat   Not Leaving You Tonight   Number 1 Fan   Old School New School   One Shot At Love   Ooh Wee   Papa Luv It   Papa Luv It (Poppa Luv It)   Papa Luv It a.k.a Poppa Luv It   Paradise   Paradise"(feat. Amerie   Phenomenon   Pink Cookies   Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag   Pink Cookies In A Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By B...   Please Let Me Love You   Preserve The Sexy   Put Your Hands Up   Queens   Queens Is   Queens Is (Featuring Prodigy)   Queens Is"(feat. Prodigy   Rampage   Rasta Imposter   Ratchet   Ratchet (Single)   Ringtone M   Ringtone Murder   Rock The Bells   Rock The Bells (Original)   Rockin With The Goat   Rockin' With The G.O.A.T.   Rocking With The G.O.A.T.   Rocking with the G.O.A.T.   Rocking With The GOAT   Rub My Back (2nd Or 3rd Single)   Run My Back   Say What   Shake It Baby   Shut 'Em Down   Shut 'em Down   Sittin Up In My Room (Doug Rasheed Remix)   Skit   Smokin' Dopin'   Smokin', Dopin'   Smokin', Dopin'   So Sick   So Sick (Ne-yo Remix)   So Sick (Ne-Yo Remix) [Featuring LL Cool J]   So Sick (Remix)   So Sick [Remix][*]   Something About You (Love The World)   Soul Suvivor   Speedin on Da Highway/Exit 13   Speedin On Da Highway\/Exit 13   Speedin' On Da Highway / Exit 13   Speedin' On Da Highway/Exit 13   Stand By Your Man   Starsky & Hutch   Starsky & Hutch"(feat. Busta Rhymes   Starsky & Hutch   Starsky and Hutch   Starsky And Hutch (Featuring Busta Rhymes)   Straight From Queens   Strictly Business   Super Baller   Take It   Take It Off   Tell Tha World   That's A Lie   That's A Lie"(feat. Russell Simmons   That's A Lie   The 5 Boroughs Are Back   The 5 Boroughs Is Back   The Boomin' System   The Boomin' System   The Booming System   The Breakthrough   The Bristol Hotel   The Do Wop   The G.O.A.T.   The Hustler   The Power Of God   The Ripper Strikes Back   This Is For The Love In You   This Is Ring Tone M   This Is Ring Tone M...   This Is Ring Tone M... featuring Grandmaster Caz   This Is Us   This Is Us (Featuring Carl Thomas)   This Is Us"(feat. Carl Thomas   Throw Ya L's Up   Throw Ya L's Up   Throw Your L's Up   To Da Break Of Dawn   Too Late   Two Different Worlds   Two Different Worlds"(feat. Cydne Monet   U Can't Fuck With Me   U Can't Fuck With Me (Featuring Snoop Dogg, Xzibit...   U Can't Fuck With Me"(feat. Snoop Dogg, Xzibit, Ja...   U Should   Ur Only A Customer   Wanna Get Paid   Wanna Get Paid (Featuring The Lost Boyz)   Wanna Get Paid"(feat. The Lost Boyz   We Came To Party   We Rollin'   We?re the Greatest   We're Gonna Make It   We're Gonna Make It   We’re The Greatest   We’re the Greatest   Whaddup   What You Want   Whatcha Hood Like   Why Do You Think They Call It Dope   Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?   Why Me Baby   Why Me Baby (Part 2)   You Already   You And Me   You And Me (Ft. Kelly Price)   You And Me"(feat. Kelly Price   You Better Watch Me   You Can't Dance   You Can't Dance   You Should   You'll Rock   You're In My Heart   You're My Heart   You'll Rock   You're In My Heart   Zoom

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