The Do Wop
L.L. Cool J

The Do Wop

LL Cool J - servin' 'em well
and as you all know, I am hard as hell...

Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn,
hit my remote control, turn my stereo on,
then I reached for a brush since I don't use the picks,
and the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kicks...
Went to the kitchen and ate some Corn Flakes
as I bopped to a tape a Kut Kreator's breaks
wit hardcore, heavyweight B-Boy blast,
Connoiseur of hardcore, and Kut Kreator's fast...
Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot,
so I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot
Jumped out, dried off, put on the Devon cologne,
then I called up Earl on the telephone...
He said there was a jam that we could do later on
Ten G's plus a limo for one strong song
so I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared,
got a magnifyin' glass then I brushed my beard,
Re-wound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes
as I waited for this freak to ring the bell at noon....

12 o'clock came, left the door cracked,
the freak walked in, a mink on her back,
put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo(?) on
then I threw in a tape of the Quiet Storm, we drank
Round Hill Cabernet Sauvignon, she said L.L.
when you gonna let me taste your tongue...
Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail,
did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail...
She left, Earl came over and we went outside,
jumped in the B.M. ta bust a joyride..
Went up to AJ in my fresh black wheels
I'm not a sucka on a corner tryin' ta scrape up a meal...
The girlies want sex, da fellas try ta plex,
but those who flex end up wit broke necks...
Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks -
said It's L baby, I ain't down wit Sheik
Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more
then I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door...

Just cuz I'm a gangsta people think I do crimes
they don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip hop rhymes -
stop smilin', you try to call LL a hoodlum at times
but he don't know my autograph's on his wife's behind
LL has iced all the washed up slobs
vigilante of rap, so the hell wit The Mob
Don't run from the cops, makin' suckas drop
and I'm only eighteen makin' mo than yo pops
Tormentor of toys and Boy Scout boys
and I dare any critic to call it noize...

Peeked at the clock it said 6:03,
said later to Kreator and broke out wit E..
Went up ta White Castle for a chocolate shake
thinkin' bout a hundred thousand that I'd soon make
Finished up the snack, jumped up out my seat,
E-love hit the table and he made up a beat...
Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the door
Said tonight is a bore, I'm in the mood for more!
We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time
It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9
LL Cool J would soon stand at a jam
with thousands of people screamin' Touch my hand!

But since I had a hour plus a half attached
I was searchin' for the cutie who's my perfect match...
Her name was Renee, her face was OK
but she had the kind a body that made J wanna play
I said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach,
said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach,
Said my name's LL Cool if I may introduce
but I'm not here for conversation, I'm here ta seduce
Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grind
cause it ain't fifth grade, and these ain't nursery rhymes
Now I know that you adore the connoisseur of hardcore(?)
check out the real LL behind closed doors
Tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it
put up the silk dress cuz ya ain't gonna need it
Unplug your clock, do away with the light,
after five minutes or more ya here me say That's right!
Your body is bad, I heard you got a Caddy,
When we make love you can call me Daddy
I'm LL Cool J, say hey Renee,
I'm not a toy boy, but I still wanna play
Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack,
after that I'll leave ya starvin' for me to come back
But in the meantime, what ya did just now,
the next time I see ya, I'm goin' ta town

Stepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9
When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line
Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage
If you call me a tiger then the stage is my cage
I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust,
Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust
Walked in the dressin' room and then I heard four knocks
they said LL your runnin' late, and it's time ta rock!
Told Kut Kreator what the order would be
then I said Lord have mercy an slapped hands wit E,
Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream,
and at that very moment I woke up from a dream, RRRRAH!


  Purchase "The Do Wop"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "The Do Wop" Video   Play Spotify "The Do Wop" Song   View Wikipedia "The Do Wop" Entry   Receive Emails for Future L.L. Cool J Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "The Do Wop"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by L.L. Cool J

  .357-Break It On Down   (NFA) No Frontin Allowed   #1 Fan   1 In The Morning   1-900-LL Cool J   10 Million Stars   2 On (Remix)   4 3 2 1 (E Dub Remix)   4, 3, 2, 1   6 Minutes Of Pleasure   A Little Somethin'   After School   Ahh, Let's Get Ill   Ain't No Stoppin' This   Ain't Nobody   All Night Long   All We Got Left Is The Beat   Amazin'   Another Dollar   Apple Cobbler   Around The Way Girl   Back Seat   Back Where I Belong   Best Dress   Big Mama (Unconditional Love)   Big Ole Butt   Born To Love You   Buckin' Em Down   Can't Explain It   Can't Think   Candy   Change Your Ways   Cheesy Rat Blues   Clap Your Hands   Clockin' G's   Control Myself   Crossroads   Dangerous   Dear Yvette   Deepest Bluest (Shark's Fin)   Def Jam In The Motherland   Diggy Down   Doin' It   Doin' It Again (Remix)   Don't Be Too Late, Don't Come Too Soon   Down The Aisle   Droppin Em   Eat Em Up L Chill   Every Sip   Fa Ha   Farmers   Farmers Blvd. (Our Anthem)   Fast Peg   Father   Favorite Flavor   Feel The Beat   Freeze   Fuhgidabowdit   Funkadelic Relic   G.O.A.T.   Get Da Drop On Em   Get Down   Give Me Love   Go Cut Creator Go   God Bless   Going Back to Cali   Headsprung   Hello   Hey Lover   Hip Hop   Hit Factory Freestyle   Hollis to Hollywood   Homicide   Hot Hot Hot   How I'm Comin'   Hush   I Can Give You More   I Can't Live Without My Radio   I Need a Beat   I Need Love   I Shot Ya   I Shot Ya (remix)   I Want You   I'm Bad   I'm Gonna Get Her featuring R. Kelly   I'm That Type of Guy   I've Changed   Ill Bomb   Illegal Search   Imagine That   Intro   Intro(G.O.A.T)   It Gets No Rougher   It's LL and Santana   Jealous   Jinglin' Baby (Remixed But Still Jinglin')   Jingling Baby   Kanday   L.L. Cool J   Life As...   Lollipop   Loungin'   Loungin' (Who Do You Love Remix)   Luv u better   M.I.S.S. (Bonus Track)   Make It Hot   Mama Said Knock You Out   Milky Cereal   Mirror Mirror   Move Somethin'   Mr. Good Bar   Mr. Smith   My Rhyme Ain't Done   Niggy Nuts   Nitro   No Airplay   Nobody Can Freak You   One Shot at Love   Ooh Wee   Papa Luv It a.k.a Poppa Luv it   Paradise   Phenomenon   Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag   Preserve The Sexy   Queens Is   Rasta Imposter   Rock the Bells   Rub My Back   Say What   Shake It Baby   Skit   Smokin', Dopin'   So Sick   Soul Suvivor   Stand By Your Man   Starsky & Hutch   Starsky & Hutch   Straight From Queens   Take It Off   That's A Lie   The Boomin' System   The Breakthrough   The Bristol Hotel   The G.O.A.T.   The Intro (Skit)   The Power Of God   The Ripper Strikes Back   This Is Us   Throw Ya L's Up   To Da Break Of Dawn   Two Different Worlds   U Can't Fuck With Me   U Should   Wanna Get Paid   Why Do You Think They Call It Dope?   You And Me   You Can't dance   You'll Rock   You're My Heart

Related Songs

  Pretty Girls - Joe Jackson  Hop - Sesame Street  How Many Times - The Wailers  How Many Times? - Bob Marley  Impala - Steve Poltz  Sweet Mary - Wadsworth Mansion  All Of My Love - A Few Good Men  Summer Girl - The Stereos  Can I Get Next To You - Joan Armatrading  Tonight (Could Be the Night) - The Velvets  Tonight (Could Be the Night) - Virgil Johnson  Money - Previously Unreleased - Yes  How Many Times - Bob Marley  Shout (remix) - The Isley Brothers  Shout - The Isley Brothers  Shout (Parts 1 and 2) - The Isley Brothers  Testify, Pt. 2 - The Isley Brothers  Walking on Sunshine [Accelerate Album Version]...  Pop Muzik [Latino Cappucino][*] - M  Pop Muzik [Hip-Hop-Pop Muzik][*] - M  Pop Muzik - Miko Mission  Pop Music - M  Pop Music - M - M  Pop Muzik [Original Version] - M  Pop Muzik [Nik Launay '79 12"] - M  You Haven't Done Nothing - Stevie Wonder  You Haven't Done Nothin' - Joe Cocker  You Haven\'t Done Nothin\' - Wonder Stevie  You Havent Done Nothin - Stevie Wonder  Bridget The Midget (The Queen Of The Blues)...  You Haven't Done Nothin' - Michael Jackson  Pop Musik - M  Yes I Love You Baby - Gene Vincent & His Blue Caps  YES I LOVE YOU BABY - Gene Vincent  Let's Rock While The Rockin's Good...  Shout! (Isley Brothers cover)...  Shout - Glee  Tutti Frutti - Buckwheat Zydeco  Don't Ever Change - Total  You Haven't Done Nothin' - Dave Koz & Friends  You Haven't Done Nothin' - Dave Koz  Shout - Isley Brothers  Shout, Pts.1 & 2 - The Isley Brothers  This Is Love - Sly & The Family Stone  Tutti Frutti (Little Richard cover)...  BACON FAT - Manhattan Transfer  Shout - Little Richard  Drive In - Donnas, The  I Love You So...  I Love You So [Alternate Take]...  I Love You So - Johnny Burnette  I Love You So [Alternate Take] - Johnny Burnette  Linea Telefonica (Telephone Line) - Yndio  Telephone Line - Electric Light Orchestra, Part II  Telephone Line [Live] - Electric Light Orchestra  Telephone Line - Moscow Symphony Orchestra  Telephone Line - The Countdown Singers  Sacrée Chanson - Claude François  Línea Telefónica - Yndio  Telephone Line - Parthenon Huxley  Sacree Chanson - Claude François  Telephone Line [Different Vocal][#][*]...  Telephone Line [DVD] - Electric Light Orchestra  Linea Telefonica - Yndio  Telephone Line - Jeffrey Foskett  Sacrée Chanson [Telephone Line]...  Git It - Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen  GIT IT - Gene Vincent  I Want It All - Arctic Monkeys  Wop - Gucci Mane  Whovillie Medley (perfect Christmas\/grinch)...  Penny For Your Thoughts - Joel Plaskett  Not Fade Away - The Crickets  Do God Wop - Billy Bob Thornton  Dance the Mess Around - Chubby Checker  Birdland [Original Hit Recordings]...  Birdland - Chubby Checker  Impala - Jewel  Tell Me That You Love Me - Paul Anka  '65 Love Affair - Paul Davis  You Drive An IROC - Anal Cunt  Diddy Doo Wop (I Hear the Voices)...  What Will I Do? - Neil Diamond  Sam, The Guy From Quincy - Arrogant Worms  Sam, The Guy From Quincy - Arrogant Worms, The  Cooney vs. Munly - Jay Munly  Tutti Frutti (Little Richard cover)...  Tutti Frutti [probably take 1] - Little Richard  Tutti Frutti [*] - Little Richard  Tutti Frutti [take 2] - Little Richard  Tutti Frutti - Elvis Presley  Tutti Frutti - Little Richard  Tutti Frutti - Jimi Hendrix  She's Beside You - America  '65 Love Affair - Paul Davis  Doo Doo Doo Wap Ba Ba Ru [featuring Jungsshin and ...  Maryann - New Edition  Far More - R. Kelly  Diary Of A Broke Nigga - Jay Rock  Diddy Doo Wop (I Heart The Voices)...  Sandy - Dion and the Belmonts  Sandy - Dion  Love Me - R Kelly  Far More - R Kelly  Love Me - R. Kelly  Tutti Frutti - Cliff Richard  Diddy Doo Wop (I Hear The Voices) - Hall & Oates  Diddy Doo Wop - Hall & Oates  Diddy Doo Wop (I Heart The Voices) - Hall & Oates  Thinking About You - Solange Knowles  Let's Rock While The Rockin's Good...  We Go Together - Olivia Newton-John  Psyko Funk - Boo-Yaa T.R.I.B.E.  Slow Down - America  Bloated Corpse - Japanther  88 - Astro  Drive Me Crazy (Baby Avie) - Hanson  Freaky Deaky Superstar (featuring Jungsshin and Su...  Love Toy - Gloria Estefan  Shout! - Panic! At The Disco  Tutti Frutti - Pat Boone  What About Us - Jodeci  Woptober Freestyle - Gucci Mane  Lonely Tear Drops - Jackie Wilson  Lonely Teardrops - Wilson Jackie  Lonely Teardrops - Jackie Wilson - Jackie Wilson  Boll Weevil Blues - Huddie Ledbetter  Boll Weevil Song - Eddie Cochran  Boll Weevil - Eddie Cochran  Boll Weevil Blues - Leadbelly  Honey Honey - Louie Lymon And The Teenchords  Bernadette - Paul Simon  Doo-Wop in Harlem - Prefab Sprout  Doo Wop In Harlem - Prefab Sprout  1st Day Out tha Feds - Gucci Mane  Criminal - Akon  Criminal - RA.One - Akon  Butterfingers...  Butterfingers - Johnny Burnette  Le Rock A Billy - Superbus  Fishnet Stockings - Stray Cats  April Showers Wop-Bop - Alien Sex Fiend  Thinking About You - Solange  Celebrate - Uncle Kracker  Electric Aunt Jemima - The Mothers Of Invention  Teenage Tiger - Randy  Intro: Fuck 12 - Gucci Mane  Fuck 12 (Intro) - Gucci Mane  Give Me A Kiss (Just One Sweet Kiss)...  One Woman - Jade  Tutti Frutti - Roy Orbison  Tutti Frutti - Presley Elvis  Make Em Bounce - Easy Mo Bee  All About That Bass - Bob Wayne  Tutti Frutti - Ben E. King  Tutti Frutti - Bill Haley  Conversation - Tateeze - Mannie Fresh  Wicked - Lee Taemin  Gitchy-gitchy-goo - Ashley Tisdale  Duts - Ying Yang Twins  Diary Of A Broken Nigga - Jay Rock  1, 2, 3, 4 - Lee Hi  Table Of Contents Part 3 - The Roots  Conversation (feat. Tateeze) - Mannie Fresh  Conversation - Mannie Fresh  7-11 - Ramones  7-11 - The Ramones  Table Of Contents - Part 3 - The Roots  Walking On The Moon - The Wiggles  One Fine Day - Chiffons  Shooby - Nicole C. Mullen  Cotton Candy - The Sylvers  They Can't Take That Away From Me - Brian Wilson  Kid Capri - Daddy-O  R&B Junkie - Janet Jackson  Step in the Arena 2 - Guru  My Baby Is A Headfuck - Wildhearts  Attack of the Name Game - Stacy Lattisaw  Hey, Wop (1914) - Berlin Irving  Oh! September - Mirah  Waterloo - Bo-Wop  Dancing Queen - Bo-Wop  Return of the Diaz Bros. - Tony Touch  The Return of the Diaz Bros. - Tony Touch  We Go Together - Cheeky Girls  Shang-A-Lang - Bay City Rollers  Shang A Lang - Bay City Rollers  14 - Charli XCX  You're Best Friend Is You - Anal Cunt  Talk That Talk - Wilson Jackie  Never Be Rude To An Arab - Monty Python  Roll Call - Daphne & Celeste  Talk That Talk - Jackie Wilson  Plumskinzz - Verve Pipe  I'll Buy Myself - Suicidal Tendencies  The Roots Is Comin' - The Roots  The Coast - Paul Simon  The Coast - Simon & Garfunkel  The coast - Simon And Garfunkel  Summerlovers - Alexia