I work at the 7-11,
That's how I get all my pay.
Sometimes I work all the night,
Sometimes I work all the day.
I sell junk to all of my friends,
I sell almost everything.
Pizza pies and chicken pies,
Even eraseable pens.
I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?
Strange things happen to me every day,
My boss says you just learn to say:
All I do is wait and wait and pray:
Will I make it through another hectic day?
Every hour I super sceme my life,
My parents wondering if I was raised up right.
I got three cameras to film the bloody sight
Of people who may just murder me tonight.
I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?
My work also has it's benefits,
I get to watch people rob all that they can fit
Into their coats and pockets with hand
Because no one is afraid of the 7-11 man.
Cokes, jelly beans, and bagels so right,
Candy bars and chewing gum all through the night.
Six more hours the sun will rise
And I'm just a working man who wants to survive.
I'm just an average guy,
Every day I risk my life.
Please don't kill me tonight,
There's just a twenty in the register, alright?
Average Guy
Mustard Plug
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Alone Already Gone Already Gone [#] Average Guy (7-11 Man) Away From Here Beer Beer (Song) Beer Song Box Brain On Ska Copasetic Dressed Up Everything Girl Get It Goin' On Go Grow Up Gum Hit me hit me Hit Me! Hit Me! In Your Face Insomnia Jerry Just A Minute Last Night Life Is Too Short Lolita Lolita [#] Mend Your Ways Mendoza Miss Michigan Mr. Smiley Murder In The Tulip City Murder In Tulip City Never Be No One But Myself Not Again Not Enough Not Enough [#] Not Giving In On And On Over The Edge Park Pick-Pocket Man Puddle Of Blood Real Rat Bastard Sadie May Safe Schoolboy Send You Back Skank By Numbers So Far To Go Someday, Right Now Someday, Right Now! Something New Sorry Now Sweet Potato The Freshman The Park The Park [*] Thigh High Nylons Throw A Bomb Time To Wake Up Time Will Come To Be Too Stoopid We Want The Mustard We Want TheMustard We're Gunna Take on the World What You Say Who Benefits Yesterday You You [Video][Multimedia Track] You Can't Go Back You Want It, We Got It Your Secret
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