A Visit to the Gynecologyst
Dr. Octagon

[Woman]nCouldn't you at least look the other way?nn[Dr. Octagon]nMs. Willis, I am a physician. Besides, we are all girls. Okay, up on the table, chop chop. On all fours. That's it, oooh yeah. Now spread 'em. Oh. What have we got here? Oh, oh... Looks like your vehicular canal is somewhat constricted. How do you manage to accommodate large penises?nn[Woman]nI don't, not of any kind.nn[Dr. Octagon]nOh, of course, I was just feeling you out as it were, ha ha. Spread 'em! C'mon, wider, wider. Wiiider.nn[Woman]nYou're gonna break me.nn[Dr. Octagon]nC'mon wider, you can do it wider, can't you? Come on. Okay. Now... I want you to practice this exercise twice a day for at least ten minutes. Put one finger in, stir it around. And aroouund. And arooouuund. And then another finger. And stir it around. And around. And aroouund. And arooouuund. And another finger. And another. You get the picture, right?nn[Woman]nYes.nn[Dr. Octagon]nAnd then, when you run out of fingers, move on to vegetables. The appropriate size and shape, of course. In no time at all, we'll have you up to summer squash! Admit it, you love having something fun wiggling around inside you, like a caterpillar.nn[Woman]nEewww.nn[Dr. Octagon]nOkay, like an eel.nn[Woman] nEeewwww.nn[Dr. Octagon]nOkay, like a COCK.

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