The first time I saw the Descendents, they were the fastest band I'd ever seenNo one in the crowd really cared for them, we were waiting for The Ally Cats to playAfter a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl, on Rodney on the roq, late sunday nightThat was enough for me, I hopped the bus to Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite recordThe next time I went to the whiskey, it was doa with Millions of Dead CopsThe latter band played faster than I could believeBut the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked'cept John Wayne was a Nazi, and Joey Shithead was a drunkThen John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp, cuz having long hair was a mistakeThe third time I went to the hospital, I needed 13 stitches in my headI managed to catch about 6 songs of I'll Repute, then some suicidal threw me into a postMy girlfriend started to cry cuz we had to leave before dri played 50 lousy songsMy blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettesBut it sure looked pretty cool after a wash
Lyrics by NOFX
100 Times Fuckeder 180 Degrees 60% 60% (Reprise) 72 Hookers 99 Red Balloons A Perfect Goverment A Perfect Government A200 Club All His Suits Are Torn All My Friends In New York All Of Me All Out Of Angst All Outta Angst Always Hate Hippies American Errorist American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters) Anarchy Camp And Now For Something Completely Similair And Now For Something Completely Similar Ant Attack Antennaes Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns August 8Th Backstage Passport Bang Gang Bath Of Least Resistance Beer Bong Beer Bong Song Beer Song Benny Got Blowed Up Best God In Show Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime) Bleeding Heart Disease Bob Bob Turkee Bottles To The Ground Brain Constipation Buggley Eyes Bye Bye Biopsy Girl California Ãœber Alice California Drought California Uber Alice Can't Get The Stink Out Can't Get The Stink Out Canada Has Better Heroin Cantado En Espanol Cantando En Espanol Cell Out Champs Elysées Champs Elysées ( english ) Champs Elysees Champs Elyses Champs Elyses ( english ) Champs-élysées Champs-élysées Cheese Cheese, Where's My Slice Civil Defense Clams Have Feelings Too Clams Have Feelings Too (actually They Don't) Clams have feelings too(actually they don't) Co-Dependence Day Cokie The Clown Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte Concerns Of A Gop Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version) Cool & Unusual Punishment Cool And Unusual Punishment Cops And Donuts Corazon De Oro Corozon De Oro Creeping Out Sara Dad's Bad News Dad's Bad News Day To Daze Dead Beat Mom Decom-Poseur Dig Dinosaurs Will Die Ditch Effort Don't Call Me White Don't Call Me White Door Nails Down With The Ship Drain Bramaged Drop The World Drug Free America Drugs Are Good Dying Degree East Bay Eat The Meek Eddie, Bruce And Paul El Lay Electricity Eric Melvin Vs. Pcp Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation) Falling In Love Fan Mail Fermented And Flailing First Call Five Feet Under Fleas Food, Sex & Ewe Food, Sex And Ewe Food, Sex, and Ewe Forming Franco Un American Franco Un-American Free Dumb Freedom Lika Shopping Cart Freedom Like A Shopping Cart Freedumb Fuck Da Kids Fuck The Kids I Fuck The Kids II Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner) Fungus Generation Z Germ Free Adolescent Germ Free Adolescents Getting High On The Down Low Gin And Juice Glass War Go To Work Wasted Go Your Own Way Golden Boys Gonoherpasyphilaids Gonoherpasyphlaids Gonoherpasyphlilaids Green Corn Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band Happy Break Up Song Happy Ftaher's Day Happy Guy Hardcore 84 Here Comes The Neighborhood Herojuana Hit It Hit It Hold It Back Hobophobic Hobophobic (Scared Of Bums) Hold It Back Hot Dog In A Hallway Hotdog In A Hallway I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion I Am An Alcoholic I Am Going To Hell For This One I Am The One I Believe in Goddess I Believe In Goddess (demo) I Don't Like Me Anymore I Don't Want You Around I Don't Want You Around I Gotta Pee I Gotta Pee (Untraditional) I Live In A Cake I Melvin I Wanna Be An Alcoholic I Wanna Be Your Baby I Want You To Want Me I, Fatty I, Melvin I'm a Transvest-lite I'm Going To Hell For This One I'm So Sorry Tony I'm Tellin Tim I'm Telling Tim I'm The One I've Become A Cliche I've Got One Jealous Again, Again I'm Telling Tim I'm The One I've Got One Jealous Again, Again Id Idiots Are Taking Over Instant Crassic Instrumental Insulted By Germans (Again) Iron Man It Ain't Lonely at the Bottom It's My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes Jandiced Eye Jaundiced Eye Jaundiced Eyed Jaw Knee Music Jaw, Knee, Music Jeff Wears Birkenstocks Johnny Appleseed Johnny B Goode Juice Head (Traditional) Just The Flu Kids Of The K-Hole Kill All The White Man Kill Rock Stars Kill Rocks Stars Kill The Rock Stars Lager In The Dark Last Caress Last Night Was Really Fun Last Night Was Really Fun? Lazy Lazy Train Leave It Alone Leaving Jesusland Leaving Jesusland (7" Version) Leaving Jesusland (Live) Life O' Riley Life O'Riley Life O'riley Life Of Riley Linoleum Live Your Life Liza Liza And Louise Liza And Louzie Lori Meyers Louise Love Story Lower Mattersville Mean People Suck Medio-Core Memories Mister Jones Mom's Rules Mom's Rules Moms Rules Monosylabic Girl Monosyllabic Girl Moron Brothers Mr. Jones Murder The Government Murder the Government (LP Version) My Friends My Heart Is Yearning My Name Is Bud My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane) My Name's Bud (My Parents Smoked Too Much Pot) My Orphan Year My Orphan Year (Acoustic) My Party Boots My Penis My Stepdad's a Cop and My Stepmom's a Domme My Sycophant Others My Vagina New Boobs New Happy Birthday Song New Happy Birthday Song? New Year's Revolution New Year’s Revolution No Fun In Fundamentalism No Problems No Way Nothing But A Nightmare Nowhere Olive Me Olympia, Wa On The Rag One Celled Creature One Million Coasters One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville Open Your Eyes Oxy Mornonic Party Enema Perfect Government Perfect Government Pharmacist's Daughter Pharmacists Daughter Philthy Phil Philanthropist Philthy Phil Philantropist Piece Pimps And Hookers Please Play This Song On The Radio Please Stop Fucking My Mom Pods And Gods Posuer Professional Crastination Puke On Cops Pump Up The Valium Pump Up The Valuum Punk Guy Punk Guy ('Cause He Does Punk Things) Punk Guy (cause he does punk things) Punk Rock Elite Punk Rock Passport Punk Song Quart In Session Radio Re-Gaining Unconsciousness Reagan Sucks Reeko Release The Hostages Remnants Ronnie & Mags Ronnie & Mags S & M Airlines S and M Airlines S&m Airlines S&M Airlines San Francisco Fat Scavenger Type Scream for Change Screamin For Change Secret Society See Her Pee Seeing Double At The Triple Rock She Didn't Lose Her Baby She Didn't Lose Her Baby She's Gone She's Nubs She's Gone She's Nubs Shitting Bricks Shower Days Showerdays Shut Up Already Sid and Nancy Six Pack Girls Six years on dope Sloppy English Soul Doubt Spaghetti Motel (Theme For A Spanish TV Show) Stand By Me Stickin In My Eye Sticking In My Eye Sticking In My Eyes Stoke Extinguisher Straight Edge Straight Outta Massachusetts Stranded Stranger Than Fishin Stranger Than Fishin' Stranger Than Fishin' Stupid Canadians Stupid Canadiens Suits And Ladders Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame Talking 'bout Yo' Momma Teenage Punching Bag Tenderloin Thalidomide Child Thank God It's Monday Thank God Its Monday That Bummer The Agony Of Victory The Bag The Black And White The Brews The Cause The Death Of John Smith The Decline The Desperation's Gone The Greatest Country in the World The Happy Guy The Irrationality Of Rationality The KKK Took My Baby Away (Ramones cover) The Longest Line The Malachi Crunch The Man I Killed The Marxist Brothers The Moron Brothers The Plan The Punk Song The Quitter The Quitter (Demo) The Separation Of Church And Skate The Seperation of Church and Skate The Shortest Pier Theme from a NOFX Album There's No Fun In Fundamentalism This Machine is 4 Three On Speed Three Shits To The Wind Timmy The Turtle Together on the Sand Total Bummer Totally Fucked Truck Stop Blues Two On Glue USA-Holes Vanilla Sex Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo Vincent Warm We Ain't Shit We Called It America We Don't Play Ska Anymore We Got Two Jealous Agains We March To The Beat Of Indifferent Drum We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stum... We Threw Gasoline On The Fire... We Threw Gasoline... What Now My Love What's The Matter With Kid's Today? What's The Matter With Kids What's the Matter With Kids Today What's The Matter With Kids Today? What's The Matter With Parents What's the Matter With Parents Today? Whatever Didi Wants Where's My Slice Where's My Slice? Whoa On The Whoas Whoops, I OD'd Whoops, I Od'd Wore Out the Soles of My Party Boots Wore Out the Soles of My Party Boots (2012 Version... Xmas Has Been X'ed Xmas Has Been X’ed You Can Go Your Own Way You Drink, You Drive, You Spill You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter You Put Your Chocolate in my Peanut Butter! You Will Lose Faith You Will Lose Faith (7" Version) You're Bleeding You're Wrong Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car Zyclone B. Bathouse
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