Oxy Mornonic
NOFX

I've been called an OxyMoron

Because I question which drugs our war's on

Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on

The healers have become the harmers

They're just pharmaceutical farmers

What we used to call dealers

We now call doctors

I might be a CD Cynic

Cause that crack house is now a clinic

It's time they change the name of the oath to

The hypocritic or the parasitic


It isn't Adderalltruistic

By overprescribing

How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring

I'll throw a Prozacuzation

With a Subketamining

They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris

They should be Ativanishing


With every Demeroltercation

They'll have a good Xanaxplanation

You're just Cialistrated

Cause we made your dick deflated


It's OxyMoronic

It's OxyMoronic


It should be doctors getting busted

For their Klonopinions we trusted

We're not the sinners, they're the ones

That served us the Vicodinners

I don't want to be an alarmist

But in that harmacy there's a harmacist

And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists


It's OxyMoronic

It's OxyMoronic

It's OxyMoronic

It's OxyMoronic


Don't think that I AmBien crazy

The medical industrial complex

Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come

Because of Percosex


How can we Hydrocondone

Their blatant misconduct

They don't care for patients

They care about pushing product


Are you OxyMoronic

For wanting your daily chronic

And making your mom's house hydroponic

You're OxyMoronic


I've been called an OxyMoron

For getting my metaphor on

Linoleum is a Flooron

I'm an OxyMoron


It's time to be alarmed

We're not being healed, we're being harmed

Our country's being factory farmed

It's OxyMoronic

It's time to sound the alarma

We can't put our faith in karma

We got a common enemy

And they're called Big Pharma


And it's OxyMoronic

And it's OxyMoronic

It's all OxyMoronic

It's all OxyMoronic


- Daily chronic, now most of your house is, okay

- Most of your house is what does that even mean?

- He's turned most of his house into hydroponic

- Why wouldn't he have turned all of it into hydroponic?

- Well cause he lives there

- Now all of your house is hydroponic

Most is sappy. Really, it's like saying maybe.

- How about Now your mom's house is hydroponic?

- Yes! That's fucking way better

God, you fucking woke up

Come on, Mike, where you've been?

- Shut the fuck up, fool

- Where you've been all month?


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