#1 Hit Record
Edan

Silver Surfer on the cerebellumnMC's rhyme at the zoo and when they're whack parrots tell emnI cut records in morse codenI'm mentally retarded but I choose my own wardrobenRaw rap suburbanitenI'm fuckin' with religion like I didn't wear the turban rightnI jerk off in my cerealnYou couldn't even fuck with the grand imperialnI drop suckers like PlinconYou MC's are whack, even if you don't think sonI step to it then bust a versenI can't battle you cause I gots to get dusted firstnI ain't talkin 'bout drugs neithernI'm fuckin' gangsta bitches cause I caught thug fevernPunching girls and grabbing gunsnI'm just doing my thing yo, I'm just havin' funnThis ain't the Treacherous 3, herbnI saturate your face with the mega-dumb reverbnI stay in bed, fuck schoolnMy folks are payin' 20 g's but yo, this shit is coolnI talk shit and I rock wellnI gots to do the laundry cause my muthafuckin' socks smellnYo, that shit ain't no joke, dudenI take off my shoes and muthafuckas start to choke foodnThe fliest on a 12-inchnSo is your girl, and she doesn't make recordsnThere's a midget in my neighborhoodnAnd a one armed man and they're both my fansnThey're both Vietnam vetsnThey like to call up Asian restaurants and make bomb threatsnI farted in the fishbowlnAnd then I played pinball with Zevlove XnAnd Percee PnAnd StezonYo, this is a hit record, mannIt's gon' be number onenIt's number one


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