A place called the Barnyard is where everybody goes
All the animals in the bar, they never wear clothes
You've got to watch out for the flamingos
'Cause they've got the bad shit here-- but everybody knows
You get your drinks from the hyenas
They got the works from the wine(ya) to saki-tinis
Oh, but it's just a little dosed up with roofies
All the alley cats chat, they're feeling kind of goofy 'cause
The Ecstacy is impressing me
The blind bat gets the best recipe
And I bet you'll see the water buffalo in the back
Blowing lines off and alligator lady smoking crack
I got stoned to the bone, never wanted to come down
All the monkeys running wild acting like clowns
They're spilling over beers and knocking people down
So the bouncer who's a lion runs the suckers out of town
The whole place is bouncing up and down again
But who cares? The cops are on the payroll, man
And everybody knows that the place is never closed
All the animals are partying, even the mosquitos
They drink blood full of alcohol!
They dance with the birds and have a ball yes, have a ball
They don't stop rocking until the Cock-a-doodle-do
From the last call rooster telling you the night is oh so through