I wrote a letter to my ex-lover’s mother to thank her for learning to like menSeeing as I was an unlikely suitor nyour princess is priceless I hope that you know thatnnI’ll write a letter to my next lover’s father to tell him one hell of a daughter nhis beautiful baby that makes me so happy nyour princess is priceless I’m so glad you know thatnnI look at pictures of my ex-lovers summer that she lived with me and my parents nwearing our clothes in the pool from the puddle stomping that we did nwe could have gone nakednnI will take pictures of my next lover and color my walls with the face of another nbeautiful baby that makes me so happyna princess is priceless I promise I know that.