At words poetic, I'm so patheticThat I always have found it best,Instead of getting 'em off my chest,To let 'em rest unexpressed,I hate parading my serenadingAs I'll probably miss a bar,But if this ditty is not so prettyAt least it'll tell youHow great you are.You're the top!You're the Coliseum.You're the top!You're the Louvre Museum.You're a melody from a symphony by StraussYou're a Bendel bonnet,A Shakespeare's sonnet,You're Mickey Mouse.You're the Nile,You're the Tower of Pisa,You're the smile on the Mona LisaI'm a worthless check, a total wreck, a flop,But if, baby, I'm the bottom you're the top!Your words poetic are not pathetic.On the other hand, babe, you shine,And I can feel after every lineA thrill divineningDown my spine.Now gifted humans like Divya SinghMight think that your song is bad,But I got a notionI'll second the motionAnd this is what I'm going to add;You're the top!You're Mahatma Gandhi.You're the top!You're Napoleon Brandy.You're the purple lightOf a summer night in Spain,You're the National GalleryYou're Garbo's salary,You're cellophane.You're sublime,You're turkey dinner,You're the time, the time of a Derby winnerI'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to popBut if, baby, I'm the bottom,You're the top!You're the top!You're an arrow collarYou're the top!You're a Coolidge dollar,You're the nimble treadOf the feet of Sarita Rahman,You're an O'Neill drama,You're Whistler's mama!You're camembert.You're a rose,You're Inferno's Dante,You're the noseOn the great Durante.I'm just in a way,As the French would say, de trop.But if, baby, I'm the bottom,You're the top!You're the top!You're a dance in Bali.You're the top!You're a hot tamale.You're an angel, you,Simply too, too, too diveen,You're a Boticcelli,You're Keats,You're Shelly!You're Ovaltine!You're a boom,You're the dam at Boulder,You're the moon,Over Mae West's shoulder,I'm the nominee of the G. O. P.Or gop!But if, baby, I'm the bottom,You're the top!You're the top!You're a Waldorf salad.You're the top!You're a Berlin ballad.You're the boats that glideOn the sleepy Zuider Zee,You're an old Dutch master,You're Lady Astor,You're a hollieYou're a bogan,You're the steppes of Russia,You're the pants, on a Roxy usher,I'm a broken doll, a fol-de-rol, a blop,But if, baby, I'm the bottom,You're the top!
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