I'm a hot dognSitting in the fognWaiting for my day to comenAnd I'm all alonenFar away from homenJust me and my mustard and my bunnnAnd no, I miss younBut time is on my sidenAnd no, I need younBut you and onions make me crynnAnd I'm all beefnBut I have a heartnAnd it's splitting now that you've gone awaynAnd I wish everything was kosher as menBut I'm not healthy for you anywaynnAnd no, I miss younBut time is on my sidenAnd no, I need younBut you and onions make me cry