my girlfriend and i, we don't like the same moviesnshe likes romance and i like kung funshe likes brad pitt, but i like Schwarzeneggernit's tv and beds in separate roomsnoh yeah i like Schwarzeneggernoh yeah she likes brad pittnnnow i'm okay if i gotta watch the notebooknand madison county suits me fineni sorta stayed awake through jerry maguirenbut i'm sorry honey gotta draw the linenoh yeah madison countynoh yeah well, it's got clint eastwoodnoh yeah jerry maguirenoh yeah show me the exitnnwe had to break up because i had to see titanicna long freakin movie about some people on a boatnthe film is actually longer than the sinking of the real onenonly one good thing about it:nleonardo dicaprio diesnnwell, i don't really hate you, leonardoni never even ever even really saw you on the screennit's nothing personal, leonardonbut i'm not your demographicnyou do best with female teensnni read in the papers how mr. leonardontried to sue some band for singing his namenpublicity like that, it don't grow on apple treesnso if you're listening leonardo, won't you do me the samenand sue mensue me leonardondo me in the worst waynsue mensue me leonardonget my name in the papersni'll be happy to paynnleo, hey buddy, is it okay to call you leo?nleo, won't you call me, won't you drop me a line?ncome by my house, it don't matter if i'm busynif you're bringing litigation, then i'll find you the timento sue mensue me leonardondo me in the worst waynsue mensue me leonardonget my name in the papersni'll be happy to paynnleonleo, don't you hear me?nleondon't you hate me?ndon't pretendnleonthere's a court upon you, liarnsue menfor all i've gotnand i'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)ni'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)ni'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)ni'll be your best friend (i will be your best friend)ni'll be your best friend