The canopy over the main doorway of the Ritz hotelHad served as a very large umbrella when the May rains fellStill the men of Paris glistened and their ladies did as wellAs long as their powder was dry there'd be some heterosexual thrillsWith or without the protection of the Paris Ritz hotelAnd every single Parisian will love tonight without using handsAnd these are the slides that Mary took when we were overseasOh, look at the funny little Frenchman with some French companyThere's the Ritz hotel where me and Mary Stayed a couple of daysJerry, let go of your sister, what is wrong with you todaySit over there with your mother and let's sing La MarseillaiseThe only way children are punished, unlike old times is without using handsOh, what a lovely city, city, city, city [Repeat: x4]Oh, are you willing to goOh, are you willing to goHow about letting me know, without using handsWhen the explosion rocked the lobby of the Ritz hotelNobody moved for fear of learning that they weren't all that wellIs there is anybody missing, answer only if you're wellEveryone cheered the good fortune, for indeed it turned out wellOnly the manager suffered, but at least his face looks swellThe manager is going to live his entire life Without using handsWithout using hands
Lyrics by Sparks
(Baby, Baby) Can I Invade Your Country (Alternativ... (Baby, Baby) Can I invade your country? (She Got Me) Pregnant (When I Kiss You) I Hear Charlie Parker Playing A Big Surprise A Fun Bunch of Guys from Outer Space A Song That Sings Itself A Walk Down Memory Lane Academy Award Performance Achoo Alabamy Right Alabamy Right [*] All You Ever Think About Is Sex Amateur Hour Angst In My Pants B.C. Barbecutie Barbecutie [*] Beat The Clock Beat the Clock [Live] Beat the Clock [Long Version] Big Boy Bon Voyage Change Confusion Cool Places Dance Godammit Danny Boy Dick Around Dick Around [CD-ROM Track] Don't Shoot Me Eaten By The Monster Of Love England England [*] Everybody Move Fingertips Fletcher Honorama Frankly, Scarlett, I Don't Give A Damn Funny Face Get In The Swing Girl From Germany Gone With The Wind Gratuitous Sax Happy Hunting Ground Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil Here Comes Bob Hospitality On Parade Hospitality on Parade [DVD][*] How Are You Getting Home? How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall How Do I Get to Carnegie Hall? How To Get Your Ass Kicked I Bought The Mississippi River I Like Girls I Married A Martian I Married Myself I Predict I Thought I Told You to Wait in the Car I Want To Be Like Everybody Else I Wish I Looked A Little Better In The Future In the Future [Live] Instant Weight Loss Just Because You Love Me Just Got Back from Heaven Kiss Me Quick La Dolce Vita La Dolce Vita Lady Is Lingering Let's Get Funky Let's Go Surfing Let's Make Love Lighten Up Morrissey Looks, Looks, Looks Lost and Found [*] Lots of Reasons Love Scenes Love-O-Rama Lucky Me, Lucky You Madonna Madonna [French Version][*] Madonna [German Version][*] Madonna [Spanish Version][*] Marry Me Marry Me [*] Metaphor Mickey Mouse Mickey Mouse Miss The Start, Miss The End Modesty Plays More Than A Sex Machine More Than a Sex Machine [Album Version] Moustache Music That You Can Dance To My Baby's Taking Me Home My Other Voice Never Turn Your Back On Mother Earth Nicotina Nothing To Do Now That I Own the BBC Now That I Own the BBC [Motiv 8 Dub][Mix] Perfume Perfume [CD-ROM Track] Pineapple Popularity Pretending to Be Drunk Profile Progress Pulling Rabbits Out of a Hat Roc Army Rock 'n' Roll People In A Disco World Rock, Rock, Rock Rockin' Girls Rosebud Screwed Up Senseless Violins Sextown U.S.A. Sherlock Holmes Shopping Mall Of Love Shout [Live][#] Sisters So Important Something For The Girl With Everything Stop Me If You've Heard This Before Strange Animal Suburban Homeboy Suzie Safety Talent Is An Asset Tales of a Hustler Pt. 2 Tarzan And Jane Tearing The Place Apart That's Not Nastassia The Decline And Fall Of Me The Ghost of Liberace The Greatest Show on Earth The Lady Is Lingering The Number One Song in Heaven The Rhythm Thief The Rhythm Thief [*][Instrumental] The Rhythm Thief [*][Multimedia Track] The Scene The Very Next Fight This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us Tips For Teens Tits Tryouts for the Human Race Tsui Hark Under The Table With Her Upstairs Wacky Women What Are All These Bands So Angry About? When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing) When I Kiss You (I Hear Charlie Parker Playing) [C... When I'm With You Where's My Girl White Women Why Must I With All My Might Wonder Girl You Got a Hold of My Heart Young Girls Your Call's Very Important To Us, Please Hold