He's white, Jim . . . Why don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Why don't you like me?Am I really that bad?HE'S BAD, HE'S BAD, HE'S BADI think you're a jerk! I'm moving from you!Make me a sandwich.Moving to Venice.I'll be black.(Jack! What?)Still white, Jim . . . I hate my motherI hate my fatherI AM my sister . . .And Jermaine is a negro!A NEGRO! A NEGRO! A NEGRO!I thought he looked good -- what happened to you?Please read this pamphlet.I'm so BAD!You take the monkey, I'll take the llama,We'll have a party: get me a Pepsi --Michael is Janet, Janet is Michael --I'm so confused now --Who is Diana?He's oxygenatedHis nose is deflatedAnd he thinks he looks good to youHe thinks he looks good to youIke: Oh, I'm sorry . . .FZ: This is supposed to be the part where I . . . name people who are not . . . related in any particular way to . . . Michael Jackson . . . so . . . oh, let's see now, who could it be . . . uh . . . What's your name . . . ? His name is Bob? Bob is not the illegitimate son of Michael Jackson, take it from me . . .Billy Jean is not Mr. BobArnold Silvestri . . . (Ha ha ha!)Billy Jean isn't Arnold SilvestriJeanne Kirkpatrick . . .Billy Jean is not KirkpatrickLando Calrissian . . .Give me oxygenGive me oxygenGive me oxygenBox o' turdsFZ: That's right, a box o' turds!