Yo Jeff, what's up Holmes? Yo what's up Prince?Yo what's up man? Aey where's my car at?Where's your car, why you askin' me?No I parked my car right here, you're standin' here where's my car?I been here for an hour and a half I ain't seen itCome on man stop playin' Jeff where's my car at?No I'm serious man, it's not in my pocket I haven't seen your carJeff where's my car I parked my car right here man?(I don't know)Now a joke is a joke and fun and games are chillBut this isn't funny this is straight up illNow there's a limit to humor and this is gone too farI ain't laughin' no more y'all now who stole my carI don't knowI don't know if y'all ever had a car stolen beforeBut it's a real crazy feelin' when you walk out the doorAnd you don't need a map or any kind of chartTo know you're standin' in the spot where your car used to be parkedNow you know you parked your car their but yet you keep lookin''Cause your mind didn't except yet that somebody took itSo your scratchin' your head and tryin' to get things clearAnd there's always some idiot who says, You sure you parked hereTo call the police would be the move that's smartBut instead you keep lookin' where you know you didn't parkSearchin' for reasons like maybe tickets you owedSomethin' to justify that maybe it got towedBut not stolen naa never forget itBut then you ask yourself well where the hell is it?If there was a prize you'd win dummy of the year'Cause you lookin' somewhere else when you know you parked it hereSo to never never land you find yourself strollin'And when you finally except that it's stolenYou call the police and they come and sayThat's the 437th car stolen todayAs if that's somethin' that he really needed to mentionThen they start askin' you real dumb questions likeWhen's the last time that you saw it?You idiot right before they stole itNow you're mad this cop is talkin' to youAnd somebody's in your car headin' to KalamazooOfficer fool or whoever you areCan you please get off your butt and find who stole my car?I remember my first car never forget itA candy apple red irub windows be tintedTalk about fast like a rocket to driveWhen from zero to 60 in like 5 point 5And matchin' red rims but that wasn't enoughIt had a car phone for when I wanted to reach out and touchAn Alpine stereo that straight up rockedWith 12 inch woofers you could hear for blocksThe first day I got it, I was frontin' real hardI could hear people sayin' Damn look at that carI was hyped and I wanted my friends to check it outSo I went to the spot where they usually hangin' outJust my luck nobody standin' outsideAnd I really didn't feel like parkin' my rideSo I honked my horn but nobody was comin'I said, What the heck I ran inside and left it runnin'I was inside for 20 seconds that's allI found my friends and said, You gotta check this out y'allBut when we came back out the car wasn't thereMan you ain't buy nothin,' I did I swearMy friends went inside I was mad they didn't believe meNow I'm standin' outside at the spot my car used to beIt was hard to figure out what to do all aloneBut then I got it call the car phoneFresh Princes carYo thief bring my car back now before I bust yourHold up wait a minute pal, seems like you kinda forgot the keysI thought man he's right well bring it back pleaseHello, Listen thief don't hang upThen luckily Jeff pulled upI told him what had happened someone's stolen my carI said, Come on Jeff, let's get him he can't be farWe rode around for about 20 minutesWhen we were just about to say forget itWhen I spotted him, I said, Jeff go get itWe pulled up behind him and man he jettedHe was drivin' all wild and fast likeHe was gettin' points for the stuff that he crashedI called him on the car phone again and I saidOf course you realize when I catch you you're deadAll through Philly was a high speed chasin'Dude was playin' around like he thought we was racin'A hundred miles an hour and he lost controlAnd slammed my car into a telephone poleI ran to the car I said, Man you okayHe said, Yeah, so I punched him in the faceThe cops came up as if it was my faultThey say me punch dude and charged me with assaultIf his neck was closer I probably would have grabbed itHe told the cops that I said, He could have itI calmed down and they got things straightI saw half my car in Seventh street the other half in EighthI wanna just jump in the oceanMy car looked like it was a leggo explosionWhy does life have to be so hard?Don't laugh next time it could be your car
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