Birds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWe'll strike the bleedin' nightnIf we don't get the message rightnAnd say the shit's backing up in 10 again! (Hallelujah!)nnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10? ('Ello, 'ello!)nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custard (Why not?)nBut who put the shit in number 10?nWell wot a fucking jokenIt's enough to make to you choken'Cos the shit's backing up in 10 again!nnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWell I can't believe me earsnAfter 4 horrific yearsnThat the shit's backing up in 10 again! (Cor blimey!)nnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nIt's a joke without an endnTell all your mates and friendsnThat the shit's backing up in 10 again!nnWe know who put the chain in BritainnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWe know who put the boot in BrixtonnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWe know who put the Brits in BelfastnBut who put the shit in number 10?nYou think we're full enoughnThen she tells us that it's toughnAnd the shit's backing up in 10 again!nAnd the shit's backing up in 10 again!nYeah.nnAnd we keep it going, hey!nnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWell I ask of it, So what?nWe're gonna drop the fucking lotn'Cos the shit's backing up in 10 again! (And again and again and again!)nnWe know who put the chain on BritainnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWe know who's gonna make the people pay for itnBut who put the shit in number 10?nWe know who's gonna make the people die for itnBut who put the shit in number 10?nYou oughtn't fucking known'Cos the truth is always slownAnd the shit's backing up in 10 again!nnI say, I say, I say, what's the difference between a cactus and the houses of parliament?nI don't know, what is the difference between a cactus and the houses of parliament?nA cactus has got its pricks on the outside!nWA, HA, HA, HA!!!nnBirds put the turd in custardn(Tap dance solo)nBut who put the shit in number 10?n(Tap dance solo)nBirds put the turd in custardn(Tap dance solo)nBut who put the shit in number 10?n(Tap dance solo)nnI say, I say, I say, what's the difference between a pair of Margaret Thatcher's knickers and the union jack?nI don't know what is the difference between a pair of Margaret Thatcher's knickers and the union jack?nThe union jack hasn't got any brown stripes on it!nAAAAAGH, HA, HA, HA!!!nnWe're gonna get the johnnies on right quicknBut who put the shit in number 10?nAnd when the bugger comes we'll have an ice creamnBut who put the shit in number 10?nThatcher's lining out her pit to get readynBut who put the shit in number 10?nAnd if you're looking for some classnJust stick a finger up your arsen'Cos the shit's backing up in 10 again!nnBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?nBirds put the turd in custardnBut who put the shit in number 10?n(Speeds up into pure noise)
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