The dance floor looks like a funeral homenAnd everybody's dressed like a rolling clonenThe doorman swears that he's bad to the bonenAnd I'm starting to feel like I'm home alonennYou play your tunes behind loose cablesnHeadphones on as you turn the tablesnYou wave at the crowd like you're high on speed,nBut there is no crowd, just tumble weednnBecause...nThe music you play is shitnAnd I really can't handle itnSo tell me...nnWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even give me a name?nI've been in the club for an hour or so,nAnd the tracks that you play all sound the samennI need a drink because your sounds are evilnBut the bar tender thinks that he's Eval KnievalnHe dances on the bar, expecting a cheer,nTook me twenty minutes just to buy a beernnYou've loved these songs since you were a shortynBut let's not pretend that you're younger than fortynYou can't tell the difference 'tween 'shit' and 'hit'nAnd the people I'm with are ready to splitnnBecause...nThe music you play is shitnAnd we really can't handle itnSo tell me...nnWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even give me a name?nI've been in the club for an hour or so,nAnd the tracks that you play all sound the samennWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even remember his face?nThe music you play means nothing today,nAnd you really need to be replacednnI tried my luck and requested a songnYou said that you'd play it but you took so long...nI sat like an idiot until the gong,nBut you never ever did play the fucking songnnLiar...nnWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even give me a name?nI've been in the club for an hour or so,nAnd the tracks that you play all sound the samen nWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even remember his face?nThe music you play means nothing today,nAnd you really need to be replacednnSo who the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even give me a name?nI've been in the club for an hour or so,nAnd the tracks that you play all sound the samennWho the hell died and made you D.J.?nCan you even remember his face?nThe music you play means nothing today,nAnd you really need to be replacednnD.J.nD.J.nD.J.nD.J.nD.J. nD.J. nD.J. nD.J.