I was a white cat once, but when I roll around I get all gray and brownAnd it does not make sense to waste a busy day licking the dirt awayAnd I have staff for that, sent here to serve the catI let my fur get gray and then I dock their payIt's a brand new mornin' as I stretch and ariseAmble over to the table, little nibble on the kibbleShred a little sofa as I open my eyesYes I got ratted, matted messed up hairThis verbal fur ball does not careI want to be the lord of the fleasI saunter and I do what I pleaseSo if you need to see the key to be ungroomedYou just stay tuned to this Maine CoonI was in the garden, takin' the sunCheckin' out the bugs, musta rolled on oneSo I got this slug bug stuck to my fur real goodBut I didn't really mind, just a little bit o' slimeI'd find it later, you know, scratchin' my backBe glad I saved it, make a nice little snackI went inside, I swear the staff went insaneRunnin' with the comb and scissors, screamin' my nameBut I can give 'em the quick slip I don't make a soundI get onto their outfits and roll all aroundMy fur looks bad to me all gray and askewI think my staff should be displayin' it tooAnd they got this two bit sand pit they want me to useSometimes I don't mind, sometimes I refuseHey I am me, I'm free, independence rocksThis ain't no new craze to find ways to think outside the boxI'm really messy hey hey I like to beAnd they're so testy all day at the sight o' meJust as all work and no play wasn't meant to beThey sacrifice to feng-shui their joi de viveI was a white cat, I was a white catI was a white cat once
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