When The Big Hand Meets The Little Hand
Dayglo Abortions

Gather round, and listen up
my children
This is a story that'll scare the turds right outta your underwear
It's about a place called
Neverland
Where all the naughty boys have to go for a sleepover
The man that lives there is creepy and weird
Looks like the bearded lady but without the beard
lighter days full of fun and games
but soon as you go to sleep he tries to slither under your sheets
all you naughty boys are gunna be sorry
when the big hand meets the little hand
i know your bad but this guys worse
when the big hand meets the little hand

i know your thinking that your parents arent cool
send you off to get molested is not very cool
you should have thought about that when you were being bad
now its off to michael jacksons
you shoulda listened to your dad
but if your smart and quick at act,
you just might escape with your first kid intact
right before bed you gotta ask to use the phone
tell him you miss your parents and you gotta call home
but instead of calling home you dial 911
and when the operator answers this is what you tell them
help me i'm at michael jacksons house and he's got his glove up my shorts
all you naughty boys are gunna be sorry
when the big hand meets the little hand
i know your bad but this guys worse
all you naughty boys are gunna getta fright
when the big hand meets the little hand
cuz michael jacksons gunna getcha tonight
when the big hand meets the little hand


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