Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrushnA one-room hole and toilet that don't flushnDon't need no woman, don't need no doggienA stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffeennWashin' the windshield, I'm earning my dimenLet me wash your window, alright, man?nPut that camera down or I'll bash in your facenSpit on the car, head back to my placennWeird, waxed, and wirednWeird, waxed, and wirednWeird, waxed, and wirednnYeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit?nI shit in my pants and I sleep in my pissnDon't need no woman, don't need no doggienA stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffeennWeird, waxed, and wirednWeird, waxed, and wirednWeird, waxed, and wired