Blow Me
Kid Rock

A bottle of jack's got my manager grinnin'

Yeah that's me that keeps the turntables spinnin'

I'm countin cards and I keep on winnin'

I know God hates me 'cause I'm always sinnin'

You don't know me blow me ho you wanna get hot

You'll get your ass blown out fuckin with the kid rock

Eatin up ya suckers just the same way a beast could

Tearin thru your town like muther fuckin clint eastwood

'cause I be fakin the rhymes that keep ya shakin'

Makin a lotta money but don't let me be mistaken

I never thought about climbin up the pop chart

And I don't give a fuck you can't buy my tape in k-mart

Give me a choice between soundin like an ass wipe

Or sittin in an alley smokin crack from a glass pipe

I'd be as skinny as a junkie with the aids plague

But still I'd look better than a puppet tryin to get paid

Now check the rhyme as I climb and I co get rude

And send ya runnin' playin' pussy like shaggy and scoob

'cause I'm the wrong dude to fuck with my mouth is mental

And I'm a tear shit up like they did in south central

Son of a bitch I'm the son of a bitch

Nobody ever loved you so you're the son of a dick

I'm a product of a young girl top in her class

You're a product of a hooker who was sellin that ass

And your styles in the past it's old and dusty

So from now on I'm callin you M. C. Crusty

'cause to face me you must be blitzed or blasted

So now I'm gonna drop ya like a hit of acid

And when I rip ya people they might stare

'cause I got more rhymes than donahue's got white hair

An yo buck won't you please be a friend

And tell your mom I wanna fuck and I'll pick her up at 10


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M. S. P.   E.M.S.P.   Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp   Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp - Featuring Joe C. & Tin...   F-ck Off   F*** Off   F*** That   F*** You Blind   F**k That   F**k You Blind   Feel Like Makin' Love   Feel Like Makin' Love   Feel Like Making Love   Find My Way   First Kiss   Fist Of Rage   Flyin' High   Flyin\u2019 High   Flying High   FOAD   FOAD (Explicit)   For The First Time   For The First Time (In A Long Time)   Forever   Fortunate Son   Forty   Fred   Freestyle Rhyme   Freestyle Ryhme   Fuck Off   Fuck Off (Featuring Eminem)   Fuck That   Fuck U Blind   Fuck U Blind (Polyfuze Method)   Fuck You Blind   Genuine Article   God Bless Saturday   God Save Rock n Roll   God Save Rock'n'Roll   God Save Rock\'n\'roll   God Save Rock'n'Roll   Good Time Lookin' For Me   Good Time Lookin' For Me   Good Times, Cheap Wine   Guilty   Half Your Age   Happy New Year   Hard Night For Sarah   Heaven   Heaven   Higher   Hillbilly Stomp   Hillbilly Stomp   I Am   I Am The Bullgod   I Am The Bullgod (Bottrill Mix)   I Am The Bullgod (Bottrill's Mix)   I Got 1 For Ya   I Got One For Ya   I Know How   I Put Your Picture Away   I Wanna Be A Cowboy   I Wanna Go Back   I Wanna Go Back   I'm A Dog   I'm Wrong But You Ain't Right   I'm A Dog   I'm Wrong But You Ain't Right   If I Was President   In Detroit   In So Deep   Instrumental   Instrumental Jam   Intro   Intro (Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp)   Intro (History Of Rock)   Is That You?   Jackson, Mississippi   Jesus And Bocephus   Johnny Cash   Killin Brain Cells   Krack Rock's   Krack Rock's   Krack Rocks   Kyle's Mom Is A Big Fat Bitch   Kyle's Mom's A Bitch   Lay It On Me   Lean on Me   Legs   Legs (Stacy Kiebler's Theme)   Let's Ride   Let's Ride (Mideast Battle Hymn)   Let's Ride   Live   Lonely Road Of Faith   Lonely Road Of Faith (Alternate Version)   Long Haired Country Boy [Live][#]   Lowlife   Lowlife (Living The Highlife)   Lowlife (Living the Highlife) [*]   Midnight Ferry   Midnight Train To Memphis   Mr. Rock N Roll   My Name Is Rock   My Oedipus Complex   My Oedipus Complex [Remix]   New Orleans   New Skin   New York's Not My Home   New York's Not My Home   One More Song   Only God Knows Why   Only God Knows Why\r\n   Outro   Outro (Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp)   Over The Edge   Paid   Paid   Pancake Breakfast   Picture   Picture [Long Version - : 09 Intro]   Picture [Long Version Edit- : 09 Intro][Version]   Picture [Radio Version - : 04 Intro]   Picture Ft. Sheryl Crow   Picture-Feat. Sheryl Crow   Pimp Of The Nation   Pimp of the Nation [*]   Prodigal Son   Purple Sky   Rain Check   Real Mean Bottle   Rebel Soul   Redneck Paradise   Rock 'n' Roll   Rock 'n' Roll Jesus   Rock 'n' Roll Pain Train   Rock 'n' Roll   Rock 'n' Roll Pain Train   Rock Bottom Blues   Rock N Roll Jesus   Rock N Roll Jesus   Rock N' Roll   Rock N' Roll Jesus   Rock On   Rock On   Rock Star   Roll On   Rollin' On The Island   Rollin' On The Island   Roving Gangster   Roving Gangster (Rollin')   Run Off To L.A.   Run Off To La   Run Off To La   Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)   Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)   Say Goodbye   Shotgun Blast   Single Father   Single Father [*]   Single Father [*]   Slow My Roll   Slow My Roll (Porch Version)   So Hot   So Hott   Somebody's Gotta Feel This   Somebody's Gotta Feel This   Son Of Detroit   Son Of Detroit   Step In Stride   Style of X - Pression   Style Of X-Pression   Style of X-Pression [*]   Sugar   Summertime   Super Rhyme Maker   Super Ryhme Maker   Sweet Home Alabama   Sweet Home Alabama Live   T.V. Dinner   The Abdul Jabar Cut   The Cramper   The History Of Rock (Intro)   The Midwest Fall   The Mirror   The Prodigal Son Returns   The Prodigal Sun Returns   The School of Old   The Upside   Times Like These   Trippin With Dick Vitale   Trippin' Over a Rock   Trippin' With Dick Vitale   Trippin' Over A Rock   Trucker Anthem   TV Dinner   U Don't Know Me   U Don't Know Me   Waisting Time   Warm Winter   Warm Winter   Warrior   Wasting Time   Wasting Time [Funky Country Version 2013]   Wax The Booty   Wcsr   WCSR (feat. Snoop Dogg)   WCSR [*]   Welcome 2 The Party   Welcome 2 The Party (ode 2 The Old School)   Welcome 2 the Party (Ode to the Old School)   Welcome To The Party   Well All Right   Well Of God   What I Learned Out On The Road   When It Rains   When U Love Someone   When You Love Someone   Where U At Rock   Where You At Rock   With A One Two   With a One-Two   WSCR   WSCR"(feat. Snoop Dogg   Ya Keep On   Ya' Keep On   Ya' Keep On   Yo Da Lin In The Valley   Yo-Da-Lin in the Valley   You Never Met A Motherf***er Quite Like Me   You Never Met A Motherf**Ker Quite Like Me   You Never Met A Motherf*cker Quite Like Me   You Never Met A Motherfucker   You Never Met A Motherfucker Quite Like Me

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