Wasted
Twiztid

[Madrox]

(Man, I was so drunk last night...

I was drinking shots off this fine, young?

Muthafucka, that was me...)


[Madrox]

(MONOXIDE! )


[Monoxide]

I’m gone, but I... (you gone, playa)

I mean, I can’t even feel my legs like I’m froze

And I wanna get me dome,

But I can’t even take her home

I wanna go, but my girl keep blowin’ up my phone

I don’t give a fuck, though

Hand me a Dixie cup and a Red Bull

And I'mma mix it up with something special to make ya head go

Ooo wee ooo wee, ooo wee ooo wee

I just found a fuckin’ jar of weed in my car

I be rollin’ it, smokin’ it ‘till I’m up in a coma

Hopefully I’ll control the speed

Roll the window open and get the fuck up out the way

‘Cause I got throw up in the throat again

I’m on a potion binge

Please quit all “emotionin’”

It’s fuckin’ with my focus and

I really need to see who the fuck it is I’m smokin’ with

She’s askin’ me what I wanna do, and I’m hopin’ hit

But I’m too gone for this


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Madrox]

(Yeah...

I ate all the shrooms and I drank a fifth of Jack Daniels...

I can’t feel my fucking hands...)


[Madrox]

I got a bit of Tanqueray

Little bit of Alizй

Put it in a cup and I fill it to the brim

Bottom to the skies, then I do it all again

Drink of champions, tell me who wanna get gin?

‘Cause I showed up drunk

Got a wet bar in the back of my truck

Crowne, ?, Crystal Head, Seagram’s Gin, Boone’s Farm, ?

Get ya cup and shut the fuck

We ‘bout to party up

And sip and chug and drink

‘Till somebody pass out or throw up

Bubble guts, I’m?

How many drinks you had tonight?

Bartender said that 32 will slur your speech and blur your sight

36 will have you super pissy looking for a fight

And 50 will leave you holdin’ the toilet, puking for dear life

I grip the grass so my ass don’t fall off the fuckin’ planet

I’m drunk as ever but the plastered bitch don’t understand it

I can’t stand to stand up

‘Bout to piss, I’m pissy drunk

Pour the rest of my liquor up into 20 sippy cups

Sip it slow and finish up

Ain’t no quitter, listen up

Party’s paused, but it’s back on

The very second I wake up


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Jelly Roll]

Man, I woke up still higher than fuck

Man, I must have went to sleep with a hell of a buzz

Get Twiztid with Twiztid

It was ridiculous

Went to sleep with a thick bitch

Woke up with syphilis

Nasty... in every sense of the word

Walkin’ in the waffle house about as high as a bird

B-b-b- back up off me, ‘cause I might puke

And there ain’t no tellin’ what I might do

I’m just like you, you’re just like me

Is he on some kind of pill?

I just might be

The room spinnin’, I think it’s time to go

Give me a couple seconds, and I might blow


[Madrox]

(AJAX! )


[Ajax]

I’m meetin’ Jerry Bears untill I’m barely there

Tripped my nuts off, landed in some chick’s derriere

Me and my hash rig make a scary pair

Stabbin’ globs on the skillet got these fairies scared

Yeah, I’m purple hash wasted

Met this junkie hoe Katrina

Left the party at her man’s

She got drunk and stole the Beamer

I looked her in her eyes, said,

“Get comfy... hold the weiner”

Then we slipped through the hood,

Vapin’, bumpin’ Funky Cold Medina

It’s ‘Jax, bitch


[Madrox]

(And it don’t stop! )


Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Liquid Assassin]

Gimme a jug of that Crowne

Guzzle that down

What’s?

I’m trippin’ on that now

I can tell by the feeling in my stomach

Any little more of something

And I’ll be slumping

I’ll be hugging that ground

Yeah, you can tell that I’m stumbling

I don’t know how to act now

Had a few too many, bugging the act out

Drunk off my ass and I ain’t fuckin’ sat down

That blurred vision

I’m on one and I’m lifted

Hit the dank mixed with that drank

Like Mad and Mono, I’m Twiztid

And I’m gone

Not contemplating one conversation

Had too much drank

Get the fuck out my face, I’m wasted


[Madrox]

(Ladies and gentlemen... BLAZE YA DEAD HOMIE! )


[Blaze Ya Dead Homie]

Get basted, tipsy and wasted

Bitch, pop a molly and get naked

You can be my guest on the spaceship

We on that DMT with the aliens

Let’s get drunk, see double

Talk a little shit, I wanna start a lot of trouble

Burn trees, indeed, top speed,

Wanna see everybody turning green


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Jahred]

(Bottle of Moлt? Check

Kilo of cocaine? Check

Box of condoms? Check)


[Bukshot]

(Bukshot)

Fuck the bullshit, homie

Let’s get wasted

Throwing down the hatch and

Watch me turn into a spaceship

(Blast off)

Sippin’ on this liquor got me lifted

(Cast off)

Talkin’ to a volley ball, I’m Twiztid

Pull a pop cup full of vodka in the console

My head hurts like Daryl hit me with the crossbow

I saw Mono passing bottles like he’s Rondo

Jamie hit the bourbon like a Savage, call him Macho

Kush in the air, roaches in the ash tray

Life ain’t fair, drinkin’ on a rampage

Cops ain’t there, so we swervin’ in the fast lane

I don’t care, slow motion like I’m Max Payne

(Bukshot)

In the murder bucket, straight loaded

Naked bad bitches in the backseat, folded

My team’s reelin', it don’t matter if they hate this

Tore up, laughing at you, bitch

We’re fucking wasted


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[?]

(Hey I’m literally coming down off molly, like right now)


[Lil Wyte]

I’m in Ann Arbor, Michigan

Ratchets all around me

OG white kush got the whole room cloudy

Smelling like a pound of that shit

When we walk up in the place

Me and Trevor G

Taking gram blunts to the face

Chugging molly cocktails

I’m on my molly game shit

Fucked up at the hotel

Still there ain’t a bitch I can’t hit

Got crossed eyeballs

I can barely see where I am goin’

Got 2 Xanax bars in my body

Now my heart rate is slowin’

But I know I’ll be alright, I do this all the time

I actually live the life I rap about

In every one of these rhymes

Ask Twiztid, they’ll tell ya

I’m a crazy motherfucker

Abominationz tour every night

Lil Wyte was slightly drunker

Ha haaa...


[Madrox]

(Now hell yeah

You right Lil Wyte

Now roll the muthafuckin’ blunt

I’mma pour this muthafuckin’ Crowne

We’ll get wasted)


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Johnny Richter]

I hear a lot of people jibber jabber

About doin’ this or that

(Johnny Richter! )

But me, I’m only spittin’ facts

(Real knows real)

It’s Richter teaming up with Twiztid

Twistin’ nothin’ but the biggest

Getting’ lifted, we malicious

You not smokin’? That’s suspicious

Writing rhymes in hieroglyphics

Munchin’ brownies, it’s delicious

? that ass, kick that ass, kid

I’m losing my mind

But with the way I’m looking, fuck it

I’ll just cook up some more crack

Drinkin’ vodka out the bucket

Mixed with heroin and smack

Me getting’ sober? That’s hilarious

The joke of the year

Wrecked over the taste of getting wasted

I made it my career


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


[Jahred]

Here we go again

I can’t see straight

I’m Twiztid off of that Jack Daniels and that purple haze

Here we go again

I’m fuckin’ retarded

From that Xanax, that Vicodin, that cocaine and Bacardi

Here we go again

I’m fuckin’ up again

I’m alienating my family and my closest friends

I’m wasted

Feeling of out place and

Falling so hard, so hard, I’m on my face again

Puffin’ that green shit

Sippin’ that mean shit

Smoking like a lunatic

I feel like I’mma win again


(Can somebody get the paramedics over here, please?

This nigga doesn’t have a pulse...

Can somebody call 911, please?

Aw damn...)


[Chorus - All]

Poppin’ pills and eatin’ shrooms

Give me molly and 'Bou Lou

Jдger Bombs and bong rips

Vicodins and that syrup shit

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Come with us and then get undressed

See how wasted we can get

Get high, get drunk, get high,

Get drunk, get high,

Get WASTED!

Puff, sip, puff, sip, puff, sip,

Get WASTED!


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