Waffle House
Travis Porter

If I ever been this drunk befo', then I neva eva think I been this drunk befo'

But I'm drunk, befo'... It's fo'(Four)

Am I trippin? Or am I drunk?


[Chorus:]

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there 20 naked bitches


[Verse 1:]

I-N-T-O-X-I-C-A-T-E-D, I can barely even see

I'm higher than a plane, drunker than a fuck * face

I forgot my name, tryna sit up straight

I can't maintain, dui. I'm so fucked up I can barely even drive

One blunt, two blunt, three blunt, four.

Drink drink drink drink smoke smoke smoke


[Chorus:]

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there 20 naked bitches


[Verse 2: Ali]

Oh my god, what is goin on?

Man I'm drunk and smokin strong, got ya nigga super stoned

Ah, oh my god this fat bitch look so pretty, man she got some big ol titties

And she acting real siddity

Like, oh my god, I'm drunker than my head and my eyes were very red

I don't want to go to bed

Oh my god, give me steak and cheese, I got like 15 more so just send me waiter please


[Chorus:]

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there 20 naked bitches

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there's 20 naked bitches


[Verse 3:]

Just left the club, bout to hit the Waffle House

Man I'm drunk as fuck, what the hell he talmbout?

Said I want the steak and cheese, but man I want a waffle now

Can't make up my mind, I think I want a Whopper now

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

20 more orange juice, and 20 naked bitches

Bill a buck fifty, man you know I blew dat

Sausage biscuit, meat and bread, no I never knew that


[Verse 4: Waka Flocka]

This ain't ihop, this the Waffle House

Know how we rock? Put it in her mouth

All star meal, for my 5 star bitch

The way the girl walkin, sware she get a nigga rich

Michael Vick, my eggs with cheese, yeah I love them scrambled

Man it's four, been in line for about 30 minutes

Bacon egg and cheese that her get her on her knees

Two words to the waitress, Check Please!


[Chorus:]

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there 20 naked bitches

Breakfast at the Waffle House, 20 sausage biscuits

Hold on, excuse me ma'am, what come on my sausage biscuit?

20 more orange juices, 20 more biscuits

Got my team together, now there 20 naked bitches


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