Let me take this time to tell you a little storynIn this small town in New Jersey.nWe'll call him Rob and we'll call her Cory.nThey were happy, nLiving happy, nBeing friends, nMessing around.nEverything was fine and great, until he said he wanted to move on.nnIt won't be!nIt won't be!nWe'll never make it as one.nLook at what we've already got!nI won't throw that away.nAnd how do I know you're serious?nI can never take you seriously.nI'll show you serious!nSerious! nSerious!nnLet me take this time, to finish up my tale.nI'd have to go back and change the past to tell you it all went well.nThey were living on egg shells,nTheir friendship took a nosedive into the groundnSo he turned to music as his outlet,nBut even that lets him down.nnI liked Pizza Day and The Aquabats,n'Til Travis Barker left, now what's with that?nThen I saw him in Blink 182,nWhat should I do?nWhat the hell should I do?nI give up, I give in.nLook at me stuck in a Catch 22 with Blink 182.nI'll commit suicide with a machine.nWhat do you think of me now?nWhat do you think of me now?nnIt won't be!nIt won't be!nWe'll never make it as one.nLook at what we've already got!nI won't throw that away.nAnd how do I know you're serious?nI can never take you seriously.nI'll show you serious!nSerious! nSerious!