You know I've got an ugly twinnHe looks just like me, he's got a stupid grinnHe always follows me, he knows where I've beennWhen he's around you know I just can't winnI've got a nasty twinnFollows me to town on his stupid SchwinnnHe looks just like me, he's got a stupid grinnYeah I think he knows, he's my ugly twinnHe's my ugly twinnMy ugly twin - how does that make you feel?nI'm sure mad at my ugly twin - and he sure knows it toonI just don't know why I always feel so black and bluenEvery time he comes around, I don't know what to donMy ugly twin - he just doesn't like you, or me, or anyonenHe's my ugly twinnOh, oh, oh, my ugly twinnCan't win, and I can't play on the same field as himnHe's always in the car with me, and writing my name on the wallnHe thinks he's so hot, but he's not, I know he's notnOne day he blamed me when they caught him with potnBut it wasn't me, and he likes all the same teams as menNo it's not fair, but I don't carenIt's not fair but I don't carennI know it's not fairnI should've been born alone