7 o'clock in the morning and the rays from the sun wake menI'm stretching and yawning in a bed that don’t belong to menThen a voice yells “good morning darling” from the bathroomnThen she comes out and kisses me and to my surprise she isn’t younNow I've got this dumb look on my face like “what have I done”?nHow could I be so stupid to have been laid in to the morning sunnMust have lost the track of time, oh what was on my mind?nFrom the club went to her home, didn’t plan to stay that longnHere I am quickly trying to put on my clothesnSearching for my car keys trying to get on up out the doornThen she stretched her hands in front of menSaid “you can’t go this way”nLooked at her like she was crazynSaid “woman move out my way”nI Said “I got a wife at home”nShe said “please don’t go out there”n“Lady I’ve got to get home”nShe said her husband was coming from the stairs n“?? quiet, hurry up and get in the closet”nShe said “don’t you make a sound or some ____ is going downnI Said “why don’t I just go out the window”n“yes, except for one thing, we’re on the 5th floor”nThink, think… “quick put me in the closet”nAnd now I'm in this darkest closet trying to figure outnJust how I'm gonna get my crazy ass out this housenAnd he walks in and yells “I’m home”nShe says “honey I'm in the room”nHe walks in there with a smile on his face saying “honey I've been missing you”nShe hops all over him and says “I've cooked and ran your bathwater”nI'm telling you now this girl is so good she deserves an OscarnThe girl’s in the bed he starts snatching her clothes offnI'm in the closet like man, what the f_ck is going on?nYou’re not going to believe it but things get deeper as the story goes onnNext thing you know a call comes through on my cell phonenI tried my best to quickly put it on vibratenBut from the way he acted I could tell it was too latenHe hopped up and said “there’s a mystery going on and I'm going to solve it”nAnd I'm like “God please don’t let this man open his closet”nHe walks in the bathroom and looks behind the doornShe says “baby come back to bed”nHe says “say no more”nHe pulls back the shower curtain while she’s biting her nailsnThen he walks back to the room. Right now I'm sweating like hellnChecks under the bed (bed)nthen under the dresser (dresser)nHe looks at the closet (closet)nI pull out my berretta (berretta)nHe walks up to the closet (closet)nHe’s close up to the closet (closet)nNow he’s at the closet (closet)nNow he’s opening the closet (closet, closet, closet)nn