Everywhere I go, everyone I see,nKnows the secret languishing down inside of me.nA change of scene could be the key,nGo to the cupboard, take out the bottle and splash it all over me.nnBut it's Transylvanian Perfume swirling round,nRelease the beast that hides behind your brow.nTransylvanian Perfume drink it in,nIt's the musk of lust as it'll take you up where you've never ever been.nnIt's duty free,nIt's real scary.nIt's a magnet glue,nIt's the stuff for you, this stuff is tough !nnPly 'em with a drink to get 'em hooked,nI'm an evil essence, no odour clone, I can't be overlooked.nWatch 'em for a while I gotta' choose,nThe night is young, the moon is bright an' I got my blue suede shoes