You're like a kind of religion,nI see you each night on television.nI can't remember all your names,nI love you running through my veins.nnAlcohol, oh alcohol, I love you in my brains.nAlcohol, oh alcohol, I never want you again.nnI come and see you every night,nTake out my purse and I'll buy you a pint.nWould you like another ? nNo thanks,nTonight I'm wearing incontinence pants.