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Toupee
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'I tried to draw a moustache on the face of Mona Lisa

I like to think she can be improved

I could add another chapter to the old man and the sea

you may find that the reader is amused


you should have seen the face of Doctor No upon my swift arrival

I wasn't gonna let him get away

I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying

It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee


For a while i ruled the nation, with my very own law & order


i saved us all from hardship and decay

and i absolutely need to find a way to live forever

and become the world's biggest clicheee


you should have seen the face of Doctor No upon my swift arrival

I wasn't gonna let him get away

I'm getting sick and tired of modesty, if you don't mind me saying

It looks like hair but you can tell it's a toupee


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