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Touch My Joe Camel
Pansy Division

I saw the billboard and thought of you

Low hanging balls, round and smooth

I don't smoke, ain't gonna start

Just 'cause they made public a private part

They give pleasure, let there be no doubt

I like having one in my mouth

I want to touch your Joe Camel

I want to touch your Joe Camel

And while we're at it, reach out and grab it

Touch my Joe Camel

Take those shades off your head

Let's see 'em perched between your legs

Those frames you wear, hard and metallic

Look good on top of something phallic

Sneak up on you from the back

Reach round front, feel your hardpack

The company denies it all

They say it's not a cock and balls

Little kids, even they understand

It's not a camel's face, but a sexual gland

They don't know what it's doing to us

I get turned on just by seeing a bus


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