Too many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnnGoing to the partynSippin' on BacardinWanna meet a hottienBut there's Adam, Steve and MartynThere's Billy, Todd and TommynThey're on leave from the armynThe only boobs I'll see tonight will be made of origaminnTell the players, make it understoodnIt ain't no good if there's too much woodnMake sure you know before you gonThe dance floor bro-hoe rationFive to one is a brodeonTell Steve and Mike it's time to gonWait outside all night to findnTwenty dudes in a conga linennToo many dicks on the dance floornEasy to fixnToo many dicks on the dance floornSpread out the dicksnnToo many dudesnWith too many dicksnToo close to my shitnToo hard to meet chicksnI need better oddsnMore broads, less rodsnI came to do battlenScadaddle with the cattle prodsnnToo many mennToo many boysnToo many mistersnNot enough sistersnToo much time on, too many handsnNot enough ladies, too many mansnNot enough ladies, too many mansnNot enough ladies, too many mansn(too many mans)n(too many mans)nnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnnToo many dicksnToo many dongsnToo many schlongsnNow sing this songnn(Too many dicks on the dance floor)nnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floornToo many dicksnToo many dicks on the dance floor