Bret, You've Got it Going On
Flight of the Conchords

Hey there Bret, I see you looking down.nDon't want to see my little buddy there with a frown.nJust because I get more women than you, well that's only because they don't know you like I do. nSure, you're weedy and kind of shy.nBut some girlie out there must be needy for a weedy, shy guy. nThey want you as the needle when they're rolling in the hay. nJust hear me out when I say...nnBret, you got it going on. nThe ladies will get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.nI said, Bret, you got it going on.nNot in a gay way, just in a hey mate, I wanted to say that you're looking okay, mate.nWhy can't a heterosexual guy, nTell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly.nNot all the time, obviously, just when he's got a problem with his self esteem.nDon't let anybody tell you you're not humpable.nBecause you're bumpable.nWell, I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable.nIf I say you've got a boom ow-ow.nCome on Bret, help me out now.nnBret, you got it going on.n(You got it going on!)nThat's the conclusion that I've come to.nBut that doesn't mean that I want to bum you.nBret, you got it going on.n(Got it going on...)nNo doubt about it, we'd be gettin crazy.nIf one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.nnIf one of us was a lady, and I was your man, if I was your man. nWell, sometimes it gets lonely, and I need a woman.nAnd then I imagine you with some bosoms. nIn fact, one time when we were touring and I was really lonely.nAnd we were sharing that twin room in the hotel.nI put a wig on you, when you were sleeping, I put a wig on you.nOh, ohhh, oooooh, oh, and I just laid there and spooned you.nnBret, you got it going on.nnJemaine: So, hopefully that made you feel better...nBret: Can I please have a look at the lyrics?


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