I get the petrol don't forget to buy a couple of sweetsnSometimes I like to treat myself if only once a weeknOpen the door, get in the car, sit in the driverís seatnPeer into the rearview mirror and im staring back at menWhen I say me I don't mean me as in my own reflectionnHardly slept so I suspect im staring at some weird projectionnMy brain has made to tell me alcohol abuse is wrongnWhereupon, I turn around and realise somethings going on:nTrust me son, this aint a con, you have to trust your eyeballsnKnow those eyes are fine because they're mine so don't be stiflednYou're slightly balder now and yes your pubes are turnin greynBut you've travelled back in time cos there's important shit to saynnnDon't do that (nope) / they'll try to dupe yanDon't do this (nah) / they'll try to shoot yanDon't do her (grim!) / she didn't suit yanToday I met myself and I told me bout my futurennSo im sat in the front and sat in the back, as you do havin a chatnAsking bout the change in rap and where the musics atnI'm careful not to tell myself entirely everythingnI've come here just to warn me as to what the future brings:nOi, Listen, El, surely you can see that you're menI'm you, look at the lips, you really cant ignore menI know that in that bag there's ginger beer and curly-wurlysnIt's kinda hurly burly but you must believe my storynI know you tasted glory, was all hunky dory, nNow you're standing on the borderline, today's the day your sure to find, nYou don't know where to draw the line, this is the start of your declinenThat's why I came back exactly 15 years before your sordid crimennDon't do that (nope) / they'll try to dupe yanDon't do this (nah) / they'll try to shoot yanDon't do her (grim!) / she didn't suit yanToday I met myself and I told me bout my futurennFreakin out, I been sneakin boutnFeelin edgy bout the fact that I've seeked me outnIm freakin out, I been sneakin boutnAnd I've sat inside my car and started speakin boutnWhat's yet to comennIt seems most of what the future has to hold for me is decentnBut recently my future self was caught having a threesomenOne of the girls was underage with fake identificationnThe other one was legal but her father's occupationnWas head of a group of hoodlums from just south of the ThamesnThe entire episode was captured from a hidden lensnThey found some substances inside the glove box of my carnSo I'm front page of the sun, the mirror and the daily starnI'm either goin down for twenty or thugs are out to get menMy walls are bout to crumble which is why I went and sent menBack in time, prevent the crime, avoid Jane and AmynIt seems my future selfís a prick but really who can blame mennnDon't do that (nope) / they'll try to dupe yanDon't do this (nah) / they'll try to shoot yanDon't do her (grim!) / she didn't suit yanToday I met myself and I told me bout my futuren n n n n
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