It's winter time in hell and all is wellnTheres demons wearing speedo's, castin' spellsnWhile satans in the gotto sippin' iced teanA dozen devil women pull upnIn a flaming red limosinenIt ain't so bad, here in hellnI may not be in heaven at least I've got myselfnnOh now its suppertime in Cuba, but whats newnWhats cold to them is hot to me until I met old Lun666 degrees average temperature they saynCelcius, farenheit, who gives a shitnIts not cold and I can't complainnCourse I'm felling swell, here in hellnnI'm glad I'm not in heaven where I'd be sittin'nby myself, cause everyone I cared about know'snUp to heaven they wouldn't go, oh no, oh nonnThe rent went up in heaven today because of high demandnA few dollars in the collection adds up, I know, I did the mathnSo I'm sittin' down on this here grownd, it cost me less than a grandnIt's 666 acres of burnin' red hot land, I found my home here in hell