I was driving home late last Friday nightnLooked in my rearview mirror and saw two blue lightsnThere’s a cop car behind menThey were pulling me over I had a license plate that said thewaytoncnI said officer I’m just gonna go catch some troutnHe said don’t be dumb boy you know what this stop is all aboutnnI said officer, nI ain’t gonna drink no more beer, nI ain’t gonna smoke no more pot, nI ain’t gonna do no more shots……nnTil I get to my driveway, and you know that it’s on,nIll be headed for the whiskey, I’m gonna get myself stonednI’ve been hanging out at Tipsy’s doing every shot that came alongnWhen I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be gone.nnThat cop let me go, cause it was my good friend RodneynHe said that he was gonna follow me home make sure I made it there oknSee I left the bar at bout quarter til threenMy cell phone was ringing it was my goddamn girl calling menShe said stop spending money on drinks I need a diamond ringnNeedless to say the kept on saying the same old thing, nnI said I’ll be in the driveway by 4 AMnAnd honey I just can’t wait to see you againnnAnd I promise...nI ain’t gonna drink no more beer, nI ain’t gonna smoke no more pot, nI ain’t gonna do no more shots……nnTil I get to my driveway, and you know that it’s on,nIll be headed for the whiskey, I’m gonna get myself stonednI’ve been hanging out at Tipsy’s doing every shot that came alongnWhen I get to my driveway I know that bitch is gonna be gone.n