I'm a boozer, I'm a loser,nI'm a crack cocaine user,nI'm a liar, pants on fire,nHanging from a telephone wirenBoil and bubble, I am troublenI don't want to let you down.nShould be writing through the nightn'Cause all my verses need some tighteningnBut I can't see, no I can't thinknI can't seem to do anythingnNo I can't see, no I can't thinknI just want you around.nn[chorus]nSo I go, whoo.nnI'm a better, a bed-wetter,nI'm a lazy no-good debtornI'm a stinker, lousy drinker,nZombie braindead thoughtless thinkernI'm a loser, ain't no chooser,nI don't want to let you gonShould be working for them jerksnIn all the places I've been workingnBut I sleep late, and I miss dates,nI can't even get my bills straightnI'm so sorry that you worrynI just want you to knownn[chorus]nThat I go, whoo.nnI am obsessing on the thought of you undressingnAnd my hands upon your body as my thoughts are turning naughty, oh,nI'm wondering how, how I got to here.nnI am obsessing on the thought of you undressingnAnd my hands upon your body as my thoughts are turning naughty, oh,nI'm wondering how, how I got to here.nn[chorus]nI guess it goes, whoo.nnI am obsessing on the thought of you undressingnAnd my hands upon your body as my thoughts are turning naughty, oh,nI'm wondering how, how I got to here.nnI am obsessing on the thought of you undressingnAnd my hands upon your body as my thoughts are turning naughty, oh,nI'm wondering how, how I got here.