Okay, this is an intellectual, idealistic, impractical, unrealistic, yet pessimistic articlennOkay, you fucking cuntsnWhat's all the hype about? nThe topic of conversation nFools can't keep their boot lips shut, speaking in persuasionnThe Asian girls don't like me much 'cause my tongue can't go to the side nIf your woman said she ain't been here, she probably liednnOh, and so not to get off topic, I've been hearin' loads of shitnAbout some scumbag white trash piece of dick actin' like he knows this nActin' like he don't know I show his girlfriend's tits on the Internetn[chuckles] I didnnAin't you got nothing better to do? nWait, nevermind, here's your sign, any kind, got the time, wanna see why I'm fly unlike you? nnI don't see the point to be actin' like a wiener fool (x2)nMiddle aged, middle school, grabbin' your wiener, fool nPissin in the poolnTryin these experimental simple greensnJust to be cool, breakin' all the rules, rules, rulesnFools gotta get big, gotta get used, shootin' up spoon residue with Blue Clues, whose clues? Your clues? nMy clues? My crew's clues? Blacks? Jews? White dudes? Huey Lewis and the News, dudennAin't you got nothing better to do? nWait, nevermind, here's your sign, any kind, got the time, wanna see why I'm fly unlike you? nnGot that shit talking, shit walking, cock blocking, pill poppingnSorry excuse for a human nStalking your fucking hiding girlfriend in the morningn[chuckles] Good morningnnSo spend less time hatingnGet that dude participating to shove it up his assnCaught on webcam masturbatingn4 in the morning and he's still kinda draining nThe sap from his skull hardly saying anything, anything at all