Everybody seems to have their opinions
and everybody seems to care.
I gotta tell you what's on my mind
and what I'm thinking...
But I don't wanna see your stare.
Just because I've got a Tumblr and an iPhone,
Just because I can't see without my glasses,
this whole thing has been far too overblown.
But now I think that it is time to feed the masses
And I'll tell you I'm not a hipster.
But I could surely make your hips stir.
And I'll tell you I'm not a hipster.
But you and me? The perfect mixture.
We're perfectly total non-hipsters.
Looking up the definition of a hipster
makes me think that you don't know the real meaning
it seems to me that you think I'm an intellectual
and that you're trying to make the term seem demeaning.
Just because I like photography and bare feet,
just because I dislike the taste of red meat,
you can label me with whatever thinks you think of
But I'll just tell you this:
I'll tell you I'm not a hipster.
But I could surely make your hips stir.
And I'll tell you I'm not a hipster.
But you and me? The perfect mixture.
We're perfectly total non-hipsters.