it feels like hydrationnit's just the thing found in my youthnbecause last tuesdayni got a spot of a spot of bad newsna spot of bad newsnnthe next daynsped up the slow lane to blackpoolnwhen we got therenthere was always an empty space on the same ride as younempty seat next to younnit's just there's not much you can do nif you've got the theme park bluesnthe theme park bluesnni can see teenage mothersnfeedin their childern fags and candynwhat a patriotic feelingnsurges up inside for my land of hope and glorynmy land of hope and glorynnand i wish i could swing round those bends with younbut i've got the theme park bluesntheme park bluesnnit's just that everything is upside downnthough you're the one cork screwing roundnand rollercoasters aren't held up by screwsnnthe seagull smiles the sun shines downnthough i'm the one who has the frownnthere's not much you can do for the theme park bluesnthe theme park bluesntheme park bluesnnno there's not much you can donno theres not much you can donno theres not much you can donif you've got the theme park bluesnthe theme park bluesnthe theme park bluesnoo oo oo oonoo oo oo oonif you've got the theme park blues