The walrus and the carpenterWere walking cross the landThe beach was wide from side to sideBut much to full of sandMr Walrus, said the carpenter,My brain begins to perkWe'll sweep this clear and in a yearIf you don't mind the work.The time has come, the walrus said,To talk of other thingsOf shoes and ships and sealing waxOf cabagges and kingsAnd while the see is boiling hotAnd wheather pigs have wingsKaloo Kalay no work todayWe're cabbages and kingsOysters, come and walk with usThe day is warm and brightA pleasent walkA pleasent talkWould be a shear delight(Yes and perhaps if we get hungery on the wayWe coul stop and ah, have a bite!!)But mother oyster winked her eyeAnd shook her weary headShe new too well it was much to soonTo leave her oyster bedThe sea is niceTake my adviceAnd stay right here mom saidThe time has come my little friendsTo talk of other thingsOf shoes and ships and sealing waxOf cabbagges and kingsAnd while the sea is boiling hotAnd wheather pigs have wingsKaloo Kalay come run awayWith the cabbagges and kingsNow ah, let me seeAh!! A loaf of bread is what we cheerly need(And how about some pepper, salt and vinagar?)Ah yes yes of course of courseNow oysters dear, if you are readyWe shall begin the feed(FEED!!)Oh yes ah, the time has come my little friendsTo talk of food and things(Of pepper corns and mustard seedsAnd other seasoningsWe'll mix 'em all togetherIn a sauce that's made for kingsKaloo Kalay we'll eat todayLike cabbagges and kings!!)I, I wait for you I, oh excuse meI deeply simplisizeFor I've enjoyed you companyOh much more than you realizeLittle oysters, little oysters??But answer there came noneAnd this was scarcly all becauseThey'ed been eatenEvery-oneTHE TIME HAS COME!!!!Were cabbaggesAnd kings!!!!The End
Lyrics by Alice In Wonderland
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