Hello, good evening and welcomeTo nothing muchA no holds barred half-nelsonAnd the loving touchThe comfort and the joyOf feeling lostWith the only living boy in New CrossFill another suitcaseWith another hallOf hotel towels and toothpasteAnd the bathroom wallThen wipe the lipstick hearts and flowersFrom the glass and chromeTake five or six hot showersAnd come on homeTo the comfort and the joyOf feeling lostWith the only living boy in New CrossI've teamed up with the hippies nowI've got my fringe unfurledI want to give peace, love and kisses outTo this whole stinking worldThe gypsies, the travelers and the thievesThe good, the bad, the average and uniqueThe grebos the crusties and the gothsAnd the only living boy in New CrossEyes down and I'll keep you up to dateTwo fat ladies in 1988The safe sixteen lovers who liedPurley's queen and mother makes fiveButchered bakers, deaf and dumb waitersMarble Arch criminals and clause 28'ersAuthers, authors, plastered outcastsLocked up daughter, rock and roll starsGoodbye Rudy, David and RosieAbraham and JulianneAnd everyone that knows meThe gypsies, the travelers and the thievesThe good, the bad, the average and uniqueThe grebos the crusties and you and IHello, good evening, welcomeAnd goodbye
Lyrics by Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
A Bachelor for Baden Powell A Perfect Day To Drob The Bomb A Prince in a Pauper's Grave After the Watershed Airplane Food Alternative Alf Garnett An All American National Sport An all-American national sport Anytime Anyplace Anywhere Anytime Anyplace Anywhere [Norwich Waterfront 26/4... Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere Being Here Billy's Smart Circus Bloodsport for All Born On 5th November Broken Down in Broken Town Ceasefire Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen Cheer Up, It Might Never Happen [Portsmouth Guildh... Closedown Crimestoppers A'go Go Do Re Me, So Far So Good Down in the Tube Station at Midnight England Evil Falling on a Bruise G.I. Blues Gas (Man) Girls Can Keep a Secret Good Grief Charlie Brown Hit [DVD][Live] I Blame the Government Is Wrestling Fixed? Johnny Cash Lean on Me I Won't Fall Over Lenny and Terence Lenny And Terence (Sexy Daytime Radio Mix) Look Mum No Hands! Look Mum, No Hands ! Look Mum, No Hands! Mannequin Me and Mr. Jones Mid Day Crisis Midnight on the Murder Mile My Defeatist Attitude Only Living Boy in New Cross Over The Moon And Under The Thumb Prince In A Paupers Grave Re-Educating Rita Rent Say It with Flowers Say It with Flowers [XFM 13/6/93] Sealed With a Glasgow Kiss Sheriff Fatman Shoppers Paradise Sing Fat Lady Sing Sky West And Crooked Skywest and Crooked Spoilsports Personality of the Year Stuff the Jubilee! Suicide Isn't Painless Sunshine Suppose you gave a funeral and nobody came Sweetheart Sugar Baby The Aftertaste of Paradise The Final Comedown The Impossible Dream The Life and Soul of the Party Dies The Music That Nobody Likes The Only Loony Left In Town The Taking of Peckham 1,2,3 The Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Tomorrow When You Die Turn On, Tune In, and Switch Off Twenty Four Minutes from Tulse Hill Under the Thumb and Over the Moon While You Were Out Winning the War Worry Bomb