It's time to put on music
It's time to light the light
It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtains on The Muppet Show tonight
Why do we always come here?
I guess we'll never know
It's like a kind of torture
To have to watch the show
To introduce our guest star
That's what I'm here to do
So it really makes me happy
To introduce to you
So now let's get it started
Why don't we get it started?
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call The Muppet Show
It's the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetational
This is what we call The Muppet Show