I'm in the lobby of the motel latenWaitin on my lovely datenHer name is Doris DaynnI'm in a suit of burgundynThere's a deerhead lookin at menIt's blowin my mind awaynnEveryone knows she's the killin kindnShe keeps a 38 smith and wesson at her sidenI put a pistol in my pants nCause were going out to dancenWhere the water drinks like cherry winennTell me mama, so it seemsnYour son's been a bad marinenThey're shippin him home tonightnnTell me mama was your other sonnIn jail with the other one?nYou must've raised em wrongnnI heard your low-life husband shoutnIt got me to wondering what the scene was all aboutnHe said I'm breakin my parolenGoin down to JerichonGet me that money, or I'm gonna beat it outnnOOO happy days are here!nIt's the perfect summer nightnAnd the moonlight's shining clearnPut a pistol in your pursenCause we're goin to GhettysburghnTo the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!nnIs that your daughter Mr. Kissinger?nBetter keep an eye on hernShe been lookin me up and downnnIs that your woman in the coat of fur?nBetter keep an eye on hernThis is a ravenous part of townnnI know about you and the deputynAnd how they found him shot dead in a MercurynSome say you're paid to killnLike that mean ole Buffalo BillnWatch it buddy! Don't draw no gun on me!nnOOO happy days are here!nIt's the perfect summer nightnAnd the moonlight's shining clearnPut a pistol in your pursenCause we're goin to GhettysburghnTo the stand of the Greatest Show on Earth!nnn