Welcome back my friends to the show that never endsnWe're so glad you could attend, come inside, come insidenThere behind a glass stands a real blade of grassnBe careful as you pass, move along, move alongnCome inside, the show's about to startnGuaranteed to blow your head apartnRest assured you'll get your money's worthnThe greatest show in Heaven, Hell or EarthnYou've got to see the show, it's a dynamonYou've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, ohnRight before your eyes see the laughter from the skiesnAnd he laughs until he cries, then he dies, then he diesnCome inside, the show's about to startnGuaranteed to blow your head apartnYou've got to see the show, it's a dynamonYou've got to see the show, it's rock and roll, ohnSoon the Gypsy Queen in a glaze of vaselinenWill perform on guillotine, what a scene, what a scenenNext upon the stand will you please extend a handnTo Alexander's Ragtime Band, Dixieland, DixielandnRoll up, roll up, roll upnSee the shownPerforming on a stool we've a sight to make you droolnSeven virgins and a mule, keep it cool, keep it coolnWe would like it to be known the exhibits that were shownnWere exclusively our own, all our own, all our ownnCome and see the show, come and see the shownCome and see the shownSee the show n