The fix is innThere's a nag gonna dance home at EpsomnThe fix is innCan't wait to see how it upsets 'emnnToo many times we've been postally pippednWe've loaded the saddles, the mickeys are slippednWe're swapping the turf for the sand and the surf and the sinnCause the fix, the fix is innnThe fix is innThe odds that I got were deliciousnThe fix is innThe jockey is cocky and viciousnnThe redoubtable beast has had Pegasus pillsnWe'll buy him the patch in the Tuscany hillsnAnd the Vino di Vici will flow like a river in springnNow the fix, the fix is innnThe fix is innThe snaps of the steward so candidnThe fix is innYes, our pigeons have finally landednnThe Donahue sisters will meet us in FrancenIn penguins and pearls, we'll drink and we'll dancen'Til the end of our days 'cause it ain't left to chance that we winnCause the fix, the fix is in