The Cult of Karl
Chris Merritt

Nobody likes dying, right, I got a new theory here that makes you young instead,nIt's never been thought of beforenSo when you're pushing eighty, right, you call and get the doctor 'round, injection in your head,nThen you go backwards, like,nEighteen, five, three, now you've got the good years right before you're dyingnNow the good years come just when the good years shouldnThat's why some things never mix, like an old man eating Twix, or an old woman eating pizzannSort this mess outnWe've got a set amount of heartbeats we're givennSo please don't stress me outnA turtle might live slow but he's livin'nnThe water keeps rising, right, well how is that surprising?n(well isn't that basic science?)nAll these fish keep getting on and popping out babies, all rightnWell everything's changing, yeah, but everything stays the same there's nothing left to knownYou're only gonna find out againnBut when they can manage finding some new frog that's happeningnAll they ever do is ask the same three things:nWhat can this thing do? What can this thing heal? Will it make a meal?nnSort this mess outnWe've got a set amount of heartbeats we're givennSo please don't stress me outnA turtle might live slow but he's livin'nSometimes I findnIf you're the elephant man, three-legged man, or even Stephen Merchantn(Freak, just use what you're given)nYou have got a special powernYou made it perfectly clear, I'm perfectly sphere, you're giving me a heart attackn(Freak, just use what you're given)nnWhoannYou're gonna wrestle with the syndrome, you're gonna wrestle with the syndromenYou're gonna wrestle with the syndrome, you're gonnanThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnYou're gonna wrestle with the syndrome, you're gonna wrestle with the syndromenYou're gonna wait until your window, you're gonna wait until your windownThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnYou're just waiting for the station, you're just waiting for the stationnYou've got a little war you're wagingnThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnThe liquor calms him down, the liquor calms him downnYou're just waiting for the station, you're just waiting for the stationnYou got a little war you're wagingnThe liquor calm me down, the liquor calm me down, the liquor calm me downnThe liquor calm me down, the liquor calm me downnnMmm-mmmnnSort this mess outnWe've got a set amount of heartbeats we're givennSo please don't stress me outnA turtle might live slow but he's livin'nSometimes I findnIf you're the elephant man, three-legged man, or even Stephen Merchantn(Freak, use what you've been given)nYou have got a special powernYou made it perfectly clear, I'm perfectly sphere, you're giving me a heart attackn(Freak, use what you've been given)nnWell, pop up to outer space to see what's been going onnThe moon was just a waste; Neil ain't even been back

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