Everybody's good at cooking somethingnand I'm good at cooking crumblenIn fact, I've got one in the ovennwould you like some?nnNot too tangy, not too sweetnit'll make your saliva glands weepnNot too juicy, not too dryngo on go on give it a trynnCHORUSnnA bit of custard, a bit of creamnit'll remind you of your best dreamnAnything you want with it, anything you likenif you don't tell me soonni'll be off on my bike!nnCHORUSnnBut what's that, what are you saying?nWhat's that? I can't quite hear!nWhat's that? Please don't mumblennJust, just, just take a bit of my crumble!nnCHORUS