Some folks like a pussy, a budgy or a tit,nSome take up with a spaniel push that fills up the house with [woof, woof]nNow I keep chickens and I've a favourite one,nHe's my little cockerel and I don't know where he's gone.nn(Chorus)nHas anybody seen my cock, my big Rhode Island red,nHe's mostly pink with a little bit of blue and purple on his head,nHe stands straight up in the morning and he gives my wife a shock,nHas anybody seen, anybody seen, anybody, anybody seen my cock.nnHe's a stiff necked little up start and I've had him all my life,nHe gives me pride and pleasure and a torment to my wife,nSometimes he's magnificent and sometimes small and thin,nHe puffs up like a chicken when you tickle him under his chin.nn(Chorus)nnHis two enormous woggles hanging down, he's the best you'll ever find,nMadam you may stroke him if you like, if you feel that way inclined,nBe careful he doesn't spit in you eye though.nn(Chorus x2)