If you ever got real mad and punched a solid object, nOr kicked a hole in the wall inside your best friends new apartment nWell then this songs for younI'm here to teach you something specialnA brand new way to release your anger nWithout even hurting yourselfnnLet’s go, let's go, let's go, let's gonLet me tell you nThis technique will blow your mindnYou’ll want to give me a big hug, nGonnI hope you're ready, listen upnYou’re gonna need a balloon nIf you're watching me now nYou’re in luck cause I’ll provide it for younNow all you gotta do is push it hard against your bootynTake a seatnHop up and down until you feel that gravitynnOh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Oh, wait. nI forgot to tell you I’ll be grading you nBy how many balloons that you popnOne balloon is crappynI guess I’ll give you a DnTwo balloons is average nOn this test you get a CnThree is pretty goodnYou’ll get a B for the day nFour or more, now that's amazing nI'll give you an A nnGet readynGet readynGrab a balloon nOn your marknReady. Set. Go! nnNow you knownThe secret's outnTell all your friendsnSpread the wordnIf you're still punching walls nThen you're a fucking dummynDon’t punch a wallnCause that's just funnynnNow you knownThe secret's outnTell all your friendsnSpread the wordnIf you're still punching walls nThen you're a fucking dummy nDon’t punch a wallnCause that's just funnynnDance.n
Lyrics by Totally Michael
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