Walking on two feet is boringnAdmit itnHumans are lamenWe don't even have wingsnWe have to build a planennSo what I'm trying to say is naturally we aren't coolnNow animals, nThey got it going onnThey absolutely rulennIn my dreams I have a shell nThat protects me from mean thingsnnMonkeys swing with tails in tall treesnYou all should be ashamednCause though you can build your rope swing, nIt’ll never be the samenWe burn gasoline to get where we want to gonThat cheetah burned off calories nAnd passed us long agonnIn my dreams I have a tail nThat I chase when I get borednI’ll never give up hopenI can be whatever I wantnnI want to have a pocket in my belly like a kangaroonWanna wake the neighbors up with my own cockadoodle doonWish I had some gills nI'd say what's up to all my fishy friendsnIf I was a penguin nI would slip n' slide until the endn